3.21.2005

Monday, March 21, 2005

Riddle me this.....

"What is more powerful than God,

More evil than the Devil,

Poor people have it,

And you'll die if you eat it..."


That was one of several riddles given to me last night by a lovely couple (I'll call them "A" and "T", to protect the innocent, of course). Sunday was a rather relaxing day at the bar; there were small groups of people in and out throughout the day, curiosities piqued by the NCAA tournament games and/or the NASCAR race. Overall, I suspect that the laid back atmosphere was due to the combination of the rather shitty weather we were having (overcast and rainy) and the sheer exhaustion that comes with the long weekend of celebrating St. Patrick's Day. Sunday night was more of the same, although the lure of the games was replaced by the lure of conversation and the SwanFather's favorite brand of music to converse with. It was during this time that I happened to overhear a conversation between "A" and "T". She's a teacher and he's involved in an important govermental position that would probably be better left unsaid. She lives in the neighborhood but confessed that she normally doesn't frequent our establishment (not quite her scene-which is cool; we're not for everybody). In any case, they were talking about various things and the conversation turned to riddles; "T" was having a bit of a difficult time trying to figure out this particular riddle and asked for my assistance. I normally hate trying to solve riddles/mind teasers b/c these things tend to be rather simple and I tend to overanalyze, which drives me nuts. (of course we were able to finally figure out this puzzle and of course, I went nuts when I realized how simple it was). Ugh. Anyhow, "A" and "T" were pretty nice people and I hope they stop by again soon.

Other news: ELEPHANT PARADE IS HERE! Yes, now that St. Patrick's Day is over, it's time for the ELEPHANT PARADE! What is it you ask? It's an interesting pheonomenon that takes place every year (usually right after St. Patrick's Day), at around midnight on Tuesday or Wednesday. Let me back up a bit. At around 10-ish, you start to see people gathering at the bar, armed with cameras and dressed as if they are going to the North Pole. Everyone sits around and drinks and drinks while some poor sap (usually me), sits out in the cold and watches out for police activity around the Midtown Tunnel entrance. At around midnight or so, the police begin to block off the streets and the crowd from the bar and the neighborhood begin to gather at the opening of the tunnel and on East 35th street. The anticipation grows until BOOM: The Arrival of the Elephants! Ringling Bros. marches the elephants from the circus through the Tunnel, across East 35th street, right up to East 34th street where they continue their trek up 34th street and right into Madison Square Garden. Now what the big deal is, I'm not sure. But I can tell you this: to see the multitudes of people ranging from families, to college kids to PETA protesters is a sight to behold. It's worth sitting outside freezing once just to say you did it.

Other tidbits: We have been collecting postcards from people who signed up for our mailing list. We promised to award a free Happy Hour for a lucky winner and their friends. A drawing will be coming up in the near future, so keep reading the blog to find out if you are a lucky winner!

That's it for now; I'll update again this afternoon. Oh, and by the way, the first person that can come up with the answer to the riddle (in person), gets a drink on me.

NUFF SAID

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

the elephant night brings out all of the freaks and geeeks! Can I charge all customers for water and non-customers for using the bathroom?

Le Synge Bleu said...

okay, i'm glad you explained elephant night...i thought perhaps it was something having to do with really overweight people and an eating contest or something. but no, its really literally elephants. well, who'd have guessed?

enjoy the elephants and the parade of people - let us know which group's more interesting to watch.

SunGrooveTheory said...

wow what a tough riddle.

Anonymous said...

we are all getting wasted on tuesday night. show up with the intentions of killing your liver or don't show up at all.- clothing optional for the females

Anonymous said...

well is the parade this tuesday night or wednesday night?

Anonymous said...

the parade is technically Tuesday night/Wednesday morning, around midnight tonight. Swandad....why did you erase my post with the answer to the riddle?

Swa said...

b/c had you read the WHOLE POST, you would have noted that I wanted the answer in person, and by you posting your guess online, it would have defeated the whole purpose of posting the riddle in the first place, right? Besides, how would I know who to give the free drink to? focus....

NUFF SAID

Anonymous said...

Wassup with the Sam Adams cardboard cutout in the window? It's STILL in the window. I thought it had been so defiled the other night that it would be crying in the shower right now. Walking into the bar now is like seeing the last battle scene from Beau Geste (work with me here - rent the movie. Not the new version, the one with Gary Cooper and Ray Milland).

Swa said...

The Sam Adams cutout is like Herpes...just when you think you got it licked, it keeps coming back....

Anonymous said...

Isn't Herpes the Greek god of hook-ups?

Anonymous said...

How can you get rid of the only thing getting any lovin' in the bar lately. Sammy A. is the Macdaddy! He is the perfect wingman: tall, dark, handsome, possessing a silent fortitude a little mystery.

Anonymous said...

who is the loser bringing greek mythology into the blog? GET A LIFE