Thursday, April 21, 2005

A COMEDY OF ERRORS....

Well, last night was set for Third & Long's first Comedy Showcase. However, due to a number of unforseen snafus, the Comedy Showcase didn't turn out as entertaining as planned. We had problems w/our sound system, which made it difficult for the comedians to be heard- and that in turn, drove the customers to ignore them. We finally decided abort the mission at hand and re-schedule it for a later date once we get all of the sound kinks worked out. The comedians were pretty cool about it and look forward to appearing again. So look out for the Comedy Showcase, Pt. II in the very near future.

After dealing with the disappointment of not having the Comedy Night go off, I took solace by enjoying the company of the MILF set that hung out in the middle of the bar. This group of women are "slightly more mature" than what we are accustomed to having at Third and Long, however, they are HOT! And the funny thing is that they know it too. I like to call them the Desperate Housewives of Murray Hill. They roll about 5-6 deep and every time they come into the bar, heads turn. They are pretty friendly, coquettish (my new word of the day) and fun to hang out with; they can drink you under the table and not smear their lipstick. Can you say "HOLLA"?

3rd Avenue was jammed packed w/revelers enjoying the beautiful night. Unfortunately the evening was cut short by a blast of rain. By that time, those people that were going to be out weren't in any rush to go home. Overall, despite the disappointment W/Comedy Night, the evening was pretty good in general.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I ALMOST FORGOT THIS TIDBIT: Yours truly has struck again! The SwanFather put on his Cupid wings and continued to stir the love soup that is NAPOLEON DYNAMITE and MADAME X..... This time, the MADAME was hanging out at the bar, enjoying the special of the day (HEINEKEN PINTS) and laughing even more hysterically than usual. I was tending bar and chatting w/the GOOD SAMARITAN and FITZ when NAPOLEON DYNAMITE strolled in. As he appeared in the doorway, he immediately saw the MADAME and tried to back out of the door. Yours truly called him in with a loud attention-getting shout, at which the MADAME turned towards the door and spotted our friend. NAPOLEON had no choice but to come in and he immediately walked towards the GOOD SAMARITAN and began chatting it up with him. To be fair, NAPOLEON did acknowledge the MADAME in a friendly way. She then walked over to him, gave him a hug and kiss on the cheek and began to rub his back. NAPOLEON asked her if she wanted to grab his ass and she simply smiled..... I told her that NAPOLEON was really shy but very happy to see her...she said she understood and thanked me for giving her a heads up about him.... The bantering continued for a few minutes before NAPOLEON decided that he couldn't take it anymore and bailed out on the fellas and the true love of his life. The saga continues....

NUFF SAID