ON ASSIGNMENT.....
Yours truly is on assignment today....going out to interview another stellar member of the neighborhood. Who? Check back tomorrow and you'll find out!
Before I go on, I feel it's my duty to pass along some inportant info from the Surgeon General: CHOCOLATE MARTINIS ARE MORE LETHAL THAN THEY APPEAR. While they may give off the appearance of a frothy refreshing Yoohoo in a fancy glass, the reality is that after consumption, the CHOCOLATE MARTINI may cause you to exhibit behavior equal to that of a blooming idiot. You may begin to stammer in your speech; It may detract your brain waves into thinking that you have the voice/talents of Ruben Studdard. Hot sweats may cause you to loosen you tie or even pull off your shirt or a shirt of a lovely lass sitting next to you; One may even lose the ability to keep track of the time of his/her last train back to another County, causing a feeling of temporary homelessness. Worst case scenarios may find one wetting his/her pants due to a lack of faculties. So please beware: CHOCOLATE MARTINIS are to be consumed in moderation.
Thank you for your attention. Now back to the news.....
In the meantime, don't forget what I said in a previous post about tonite.....we have a SPECIAL drink special in store tonite....only if you ask for it....hmmmm...let's say "A charcoal-broiled comrade told me about a blog special tonite". Say that phrase to Danny Mac, the Wednesday night bartender and you will be handsomely rewarded with the SPECIAL drink special......note: time is of the essence. So it would behoove you to stop by the bar anytime after 7pm and say the special phrase. Can't get anymore subtle than that.
Gotta go enjoy the beautiful afternoon, er, I mean tackle my assignment.
NUFF SAID
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