Last night was one of those uneventful nights that leave me with little to write about. It wasn't that busy; steady but unspectacular. The bar started out on a mellow note and during the course of the evening it had its share of crowd hits, but nothing that would qualify as a benefit hit. It seemed that a lot of the people that came in later in the evening were only nursing a drink or two; the majority having come from holiday parties and feeling no pain upon arriving at the bar. So whilst there were more than a few bodies at any given moment, they weren't exactly ringing the bell off the registers.
So to keep myself entertained, I found myself playing Fashion Police, looking to arrest anyone with any type of fashion faux-pas. The only problem with that was that I'd forgotten my trusty camera to share such fashion disasters. I finally broke away for a brief moment to get my camera and sure enough, there was plenty of faux-pas to report. However, before I could snap away on the camera, I came across a sticker affixed to a wall outside the camera. The sticker read: "DON'T SPORT WOOD.com" I got a bit of a chuckle out of it and began to go inside when a lightbulb went off in my head. I snatched the sticker off the wall and brought it inside. I followed my barback COLLEGE BOY towards the back of the bar and when I caught up to him, I gently patted him on the back (with the sticker on the palm of my hand, of course). Pressing firmly, I asked him his opinion of a pretty brunette; He had no clue of what just happened, he simply went on with his opinions, then went about cleaning the bar, oblivious of the fact that he was NOW wearing said sticker on his back. As he walked around with DON'T SPORT WOOD.com, customers were taking note and getting a good laugh from it. He had the sticker on for about 20 minutes, until FDNY MARATHON MAN came in and removed it from his back. However, the damage had been done. DON'T SPORT WOOD had become the term of the night.
Let's just say COLLEGE BOY passed his initiation.
That's it for now. More updates later as my screen is becoming blurryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
NUFF SAID
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This message is for T-Bill or Swanfather, please relay this message to him tomorrow....I went out last night in 87 degree weather to make my official DEBUT in Fort Lauderdale and low and behold I ran into NONE OTHER THAN DANNY KANELL...I could stop thinking about T-Bill and the hotdog stand comment..see you in a few days. Better make an extra Ketel One order....
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