THE BOYS WERE A HIT!
Wednesday evening was the much-heralded return of MR. TANQUERAY, THE POPE OF MURRAY HILL and MASTER THESPIAN behind the bar for a guest bartending stint. After their initial appearance during the summer, they eagerly requested a return date because they had so much fun the first time around. They promised that this time around there would be a bigger turnout and more fun than before. The boys even brought in their own DJ, KATANGA, to get the crowd moving. I have to say, I was pretty impressed with the overall event.
The crowd came in pretty much at the start of the party (5pm), danced, imbibbed, flirted, and more or less had a great time. A lot of them even stuck around after the boys finished their stint behind the bar at 9pm. We even had a bit of excitement when a runty little guy in a sailor suit took offense to the fact that he was called out for sleeping at the bar. In a nutshell, NAPOLEON, Jr. was passed out on the bar. I gave him a gentle nudge and told him he couldn't sleep on the bar and that he should probably think about going home. He took offense to it I guess, became belligerent and started popping off at the mouth. So I rolled my eyes, signaled for my trusty doorman, ALPHA MALE to escort the guy out. Now picture this scenario: ALPHA MALE, about 8' 12", and NAPOLEON, Jr., about 5'5", 120lbs soaking wet, holding a brick. ALPHA MALE asks sailor boy politely to leave and of course, when that Napoleon complex kicks in, forget it. The guy starts loudmouthing ALPHA MALE and next thing you know, ALPHA MALE is dragging, carrying, rolling, etc. the sailor boy out of the door. I have to say this for sailor boy: he put up a good fight- he wouldn't go down quietly. Even after getting tossed outside, he was still being loud and beligerant. It took MR. TANQUERAY's "persuasive" skills to finally get the jackass away from the bar once and for all.
Overall, a very good Wednesday night. Kudos to the boys for a job well done!
Tonite we will be graced by the final visit of VERONICA, NURSE BETTY'S roommate; she's stopping by to say "goodbye" before moving to Texas to start a new gig. She and her lovely "friends" will be missed....
ONE DAY AND COUNTING BEFORE THE RETURN OF HASHBROWNIE... Batton down the hatches!
HAPPY HOUR tonite features $4 CORONAS, MICHELOB LIGHT, SANGRIA and MARGARITAS, beginning at 5pm! See you then!
NUFF SAID
3 comments:
Swandad,
I was only just trying to calm the fellow down. He was pretty far gone and way angry, but I didn't want to see what would have happened to that fellow if your door guy opened up a can of whoop ass on him. As luck would have it, he eventually just walked away. All in all, no harm was done to anyone.
My favorite line of the night was from Swandad, when he said that he would become THE BLACK SHADOW if the poop hit the fan.
Many thanks to all for coming out and many thanks to all the folks at 3&L, especially Swandad, for the opportunity. It was a great night.
Mr. T.
Bit of an error there. It's actually "KATANGA", not "Katchanga".
Ok Mr. Anal-Retentive Spelling Bee Champion of Westchester County....
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