Friday, January 27, 2006

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEXY BLONDE!

Last night was a pretty decent night considering how the week has been. It was also SEXY BLONDE's birthday, so she had a lot of well-wishers stop by to see her throughout the night, which was cool. Plenty of shots were flowing throughout the night, yet she handled herself well.

We also had an impromptu visit from AMERICAN PSYCHO and SILENT BOB of the PEANUT GALLERY; They stopped in for a couple of pops with some friends. We shared some funny moments in between rounds. The more I get to know them, the funnier I realize they are.

ANGRY BLACK also stopped by on his way back from his weekly work gig in the Midwest. When I first saw him, he was definitely befitting of his moniker, ANGRY! It turns out he had a ride home from the airport with the most moronic driver in the world. After he cooled off a bit, we started chatting about the hijinx from Sunday. He filled me in on some of the things that I missed out on and let me say that I was rolling on the floor laughing afterwards. I have to give CRIMSON CAMEL TOE credit for what is arguably the line of the year. In reference to an ongoing conversation that was taking place between NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, ANGEL, ANGRY BLACK, SMURFETTE, and others, the topic shockingly enough, revolved around the "talents" (or lack of). I could go on, but I don't want to get too graphic (out of respect for some of our conservative readers). Let's just say that for now on, whenever I hear the line "THE WHITE EYE FROM THE ONE EYE", I will chuckle uncontrollably. I think we need to revisit that day and get the real scoop from the posse!

We also got a visit from the CUSACK BOYS, who popped in and shared a birthday toast with SEXY BLONDE. TEACHER'S PET stopped in as well to say "happy birthday".

There was a brief scary moment when MS. KREMLIN stopped by. However, she was actually well behaved this time around, sitting at the bar by herself and writing out cards to her friends. A relief.

Overall, a pretty good night.

*BTW, I am still collecting donations for my friend throughout the day as I plan on turning the items over to her over the weekend. She doesn't know that I am doing this so this will be a pleasant surprise to her. So if you have anything that you don't need and can spare (clothing wise, toiletries, etc.), drop them off at the bar and I'll make sure she gets them. Leave them under my name and the bar staff will know what to do! Thanks again!

HAPPY HOUR TONIGHT: $3 DOMESTIC DRAFTS/ $5 APPLETINIS, COSMOS and MARGARITAS (5PM-9PM).

SATURDAY: "Kick the Keg" Saturdays ($2 mugs all beers on tap- UNTIL THE KEG KICKS!) 12PM-8PM.

SUNDAY: $3 DOMESTIC DRAFTS all day long!

Have a good weekend!

NUFF SAID