MYSPACE Madness

Just recently I've found myself being bombarded by invite requests to be included on my personal page on MYSPACE.COM.

Now to be honest with you, I'm not even sure why I even have a page on that site. I can't quite figure out how to use the damn thing and it's driving me nuts because everyone I know is raving about the site and what it can do. Teens use it to chat with each other; folks use the site for hook-up purposes. Yet others use it as a sort-of networking tool. Meanwhile, yours truly- I can't even conduct a simple search! You are supposed to be able to find long-lost friends and stuff like that. Well, someone please... SEND ME THE FRIGGIN' MEMO! I must have missed class that day or something because I am receiving no joy from the damn site. As a matter of fact, all I seem to receive is spam invites from wannabe hookers! (btw, I did get some invites recently from SILENT BOB and DIRTY SANCHEZ, but it's safe to say they don't really qualify as hookers). Explain to me what I am doing wrong. Why can't I seem to get the same satisfaction that everyone else seem to be getting?

So, to you MYSPACE.COM lovers, SHOW ME A LITTLE LOVE!

Discuss....


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