OOPS.... I DID IT AGAIN....
Last night, after completing a shift change at the bar, I was standing outside the bar joking around with ANGRY BLACK. I was recounting my unfortunate mishap on Saturday afternoon when I wiped out in the middle of 34th Street. As I was sharing the story with him, MR. BLIND DATE walked up on us. We were talking about fantasy baseball stuff when BLIND DATE brought up my unfortunate mishap. You see, he was the first person I ran into right after the embarrassing fall. So he asked me how my leg was holding up. After sharing with him the status of my leg,, we went back to talking about baseball. He mentioned something about relief pitching and the NEW YORK METS, and I made a wise crack about that team, knowing that it would get under ANGRY BLACK'S skin (he's a huge METS fan). As I began to laugh at Mr. BLACK, I turned around and tripped over a delivery guy's bike that was chained to a pole but lying on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing hold of another bike that was chained to the same pole, but that didn't help and next thing you know, SPLAT!
Next thing you know, I found myself lying on the ground with the sounds of laughter coming from ANGRY BLACK, a cab driver and his passenger overhead.
OOPS....I DID IT AGAIN.
Dollar Draft Madness continues tonight with $1 Bud and Bud Light mugs ALL NIGHT LONG!
NUFF SAID
3 comments:
it was the one time i wasn't angry....
Swanfather,
You are the Sascha Cohen of Third Avenue. Why did you really trip again? Was Yaphet Kotto around to see you trip? (I'm going to keep mentioning Yaphet Kotto until you fess up about that story)
Wishing you all the best and a swift end to your case of vertigo,
Mr. T.
Sorry, I meant Sasha Cohen, the skater who constantly falls down.
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