Wednesday, March 7, 2006

IT MUST BE MATING SEASON.....

The last couple of nights i've noticed some unusually strange behavior from one of our favorite customers, MADAME X. The last few months, the MADAME had been almost non-existent, citing that she was trying to cut back on her drinking to lose weight (Admirable feat, I wish I could be as strong with my coffee breaks). However, as of late, MADAME X has been seen back at the bar, partaking in the drink specials with a vengeance. No big deal. What is interesting, is the fact that the last few nights, the MADAME has been on a quest. A quest, seemingly enough, for amour. Within the last few nights me and others have witnessed her putting on the full-court press on various species of the male variety. The targets of her quest have ranged from random customers, to certain bartenders; and last night, she even made attempts at yours truly (yuck)! I don't know if it's a seasonal thing (I can't help but to think of the Klingon Warriors of STAR TREK, who has been known to mate once every seven years), or a sign of spring in the air; One thing is certain, THE MADAME is thirsty for amour and is seeking to quench her thirst. So members of the male species, be on your guard or you may find yourself being lured into her Den of the Abyss..... Don't say you haven't been warned!

I also spent some time having quality conversations with the CUSACK BOYS. They always have some good topics to discuss and the range is pretty wide, from politics to sports, to girls to real estate. Nary a dull moment with those two.

I apologize for the late post today as I had some business to tend to this morning. I am slated to attend a "wine-tasting" at ANGEL's pad tonite, with CRIMSON CAMEL-TOE, SMURFETTE, AFRIKA BAMBATTA, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE among others. Picture me smearing some pate on a cracker and sniffing the bouquet off a cork....wtf?

Don't forget, the BIG EAST TOURNAMENT is in full swing and we will have all the action and plenty of drink specials to go with it!

NUFF SAID