4.04.2006

Tuesday, April 4, 2006

DEATH WARMED OVER....

While many of you spent your Monday night transfixed on the outcome of the UCLA/Florida National Championship game, I spent practically the whole night doing sprints in and out of the bathroom of Chateau Swandad. Ironically enough, MR. TANQUERAY was teasing me earlier about drinking tea and eating fig newtons, saying that it was going to be my downfall and while I'm not saying that it is the cause of my current malady, it does bear a coincidence.

So now that I am officially ill, I am going to do my best to recover quickly as I have a busy week ahead. In the meantime, I am going back to bed (after another trip to the porcelain office).

Congrats to MR. LOW-KEY on an improbable win in our NCAA March Madness pool. And to SILENT BOB, who all but had the money spent...... sorry, Charlie. Maybe next time.

NUFF SAID

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Swanfather,

Dude, you ate like A POUND of fig newtons. The only thing worse would have been a prune smoothie.

I feel for you man. Must be a baaaad trip your on right now.

Mr. T.

Anonymous said...

how bout them gators

Swa said...

Thanks for the well wishes. Unfortunately, I tend to air my dirty laundry from time to time...(excuse the pun).