RANDOM OBSERVATIONS
Came across a pretty funny blog the other day about a typical single guy, dealing with the day-to-day crap that goes with being single in the Midwest. You can check it out HERE.
Got the new PLAYBOY magazine the other day. For some reason they send the bar complimentary copies of the magazine every month. Not sure why, but I ain't complaining either. The articles are great (really)! (FYI, they highlight the Girls of the Big 12 in this month's issue). What I really like about Playboy is the section where they come up with random facts that make you say "Hmmmmm....". For example, did you know:
-A Congressional investigation found that as much as $1.4 billion of funds budgeted to help victims of hurricanes Katrina and Rita was spent on goods and services unrelated to the disasters. Purchases included football season tickets, a tropical vacation and even a divorce lawyer.
-13% of the energy from the fuel you put in your car is actually used for locomotion. 80% is wasted on idling and engine deficiencies.
-36% of Americans aged 18 to 29 have at least one tattoo.
-The average size of the American breast has grown from 34B to 36C in the past two decades.
-DAVID MACH, a sculptor, created a female nude from Scrabble tiles, using 4200 pieces worth more than 7600 points. The figure stands eight feet tall.
-Roughly 18 million currently licensed drivers in the U.S. would flunk a state driver's test if they took it today, according to a national driver's test survey.
-Prior to the advertising campaign for THE DA VINCI CODE, the Catholic organization OPUS DEI, characterized as sinister in the film, received three or four inquiries a month from people in the U.K. who were considering joining. Now it receives up to 50 each month.
Hmmmmm...
While working the day shift, I got an opportunity to meet a few tourists, most notably a group of guys from Canada who were in town for 9/11 observation and a mini-vacation. They heard about us via the blog and wanted to stop in and say hello! I promised to mention them in the blog, so.... to the guys from Ottawa- HELLO and thanks for stopping by!
THURSDAY: "Lite Nite Thursday" ($4.00, ALL light beers). Join us!
NUFF SAID
14 comments:
If i come over and visit do i get a hello on the blog, as well as my cocktail??
xx
Hell yes! ;)
Nice fact about that Katrina money. After having personally shelled out a disgusting amount of cash in tax payments last year, I was glad to read that my money was spent on such noble endeavors. America, behold your tax dollars hard at work!
Even nicer fact about the state of America's titties. Onward and upward, I say.
so i'm a 40DD, i guess i'm above average--hey for me. now if i could just get laid with these tits we be in business---lmfao.
mahogany
Boy do we have the perfect man for you... Say hello to HORNY GOATWEED!!!
MAHOGANY-
Let's back up here for a sec. You're saying that you are an Asian chick with 40DD??? What's wrong with that picture?
yes i have 40DD and yes they are real. i know not many of us in the world. i think when god was making us he ran out of the smart asian gene and felt bad so he gave me the big titty gene. i'm not sure it was a fair trade but who is going to complain to god. i still want a nickname.
mahognay
p.s.-- i can't sign on o ur comments with my either--maybe blogs dont like minorities, i dont know. remember i didn't get the smart asian gene. just a dumb asian with huge knockers.
fuck i can't type, too drunk.
I think it's because I switched over to the updated Beta version of Blogger and for some reason it won't allow you to post with your user name if you are still on the old version of Blogger, and vice versa.... pain in the ass.
40 DD? THAT QUITE A BIG BACK MEASUREMENT.... NOW 32 DD WOULD BE SOMETHING TO LOOK AT..WONDER WHICH OLD SUNDARY BREW CREW MEMBER HAS THOSE MEASUREMENTS? DID SHE EVER BARE THEM??
based on that piece of babble that borders on Ebonics, I would dare say that was AFRIKA BAMBATTA commenting on HashBrownie's lovely gams....
is hashbrownie's my new nickname? hmm never claimed to be thin, if i was u think i be blogging? hell no i be stripping make money and making dumb fool like u pay--lmfao.
mahogany
hello horny goatweed!! hahaha, swandad, i'm going to need pictures and measurements please before i can approve of horny goatweed
mahogany
Mahogany- your nickname will be "F-You" Girl; a tribute to your tirade on your blog the other night where every other word was "F*** You!"....
Hash Brownie, by the way, is the name of another brew crew member...
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