Monday, November 27, 2006

ANOTHER TYPICAL SUNDAY (or the Wrath of MR. CHIPS)....

Sunday was slower than normal due to the Thanksgiving holiday weekend, but it didn't mean that those who were in attendance couldn't have a bit of fun. There were the usual suspects in attendance (AFRIKA BAMBATTA, T-BILL, SILENT BOB, SUSHI SAMBA and NAPOLEON DYNAMITE and MR. CHIPS), and when they are there, they can make the most of any situation.

One of the subjects that came up was the domestication of NAPOLEON DYNAMITE; It all began with the discussion over how much fun Thanksgiving Dinner was at his place; then it evolved into his being seen less and less on Sundays due to his newfound status as a newly-engaged man. Comments such as "whipped" and "shackled" were bandied about, but of course, it was all in good fun. When the newly-engaged NAPOLEON finally showed up to hang with the boys after having a "brunch date", he sure got an earful from the Brew Crew. That escalated even more when he wouldn't drink for fear of getting in trouble. And when he left the bar far before his game ended, that was the straw that broke the camel's back. As a result, he's being put on double-secret probation- meaning if he doesn't straighten up and fly right, he will quite possibly lose his front-row status and end up in Siberia (a.k.a. the back of the bar), with ANGEL.

Another funny highlight took place much later in the afternoon (after many of the regulars left), when our own MR. CHIPS, the NY Giants #1 fan almost had a total meltdown at the bar. It all started innocently enough when MR. CHIPS was gloating over the fact that his team was winning their game handily over the Tennessee Titans. Then the Titans finally scored a touchdown and I said something to the effect that this was where the Giants would begin their collapse. He laughed it off as being rubbish. Now if you've never had the opportunity of seeing MR. CHIPS in action during a Giants game, let me say it's like being at a soccer match in England; lots of fight songs and chanting- a surreal experience. To say that he's a diehard fan is an understatement.

So after Tennessee scored to make the game 21-7, Giants, I said to MR. CHIPS "You better watch out, the Titans are coming back..."; Of course, a few minutes later the Titans score again. Now the score is 21-14, with time running out in the game. At this point I jokingly bet him all of the money in his wallet that Tennessee would score again; His face turned serious and he quickly accepted my bet. I then said "Are you sure about this? The tide's turning on your team here." He insisted on taking the bet, having full confidence in his team. I told him that I would feel guilty taking his money, so I modified the bet to make it more reasonable. We ended up betting $10 and as soon as he slapped his money on the bar- Tennessee scores a touchdown. Now not only is the score tied at 21-21, he's $10 lighter.

Less than 2 minutes to go. NY Giants have the ball. I jokingly say to CHIPS: " I bet you 3 bucks that your quarterback throws an interception." "BET!!!!!" he says and slaps his money on the bar. Seconds later, the QB throws an interception. Now I'm laughing hysterically and MR. CHIP'S cheeks are turning fire hydrant red. His eyes are locked on the TV and he's mumbling some fight chants, trying to will his team to victory; I say to him "You still want to bet everything in your wallet?" At that moment, before he could agree with me to the bet, Tennessee kicks the winning field goal to complete the improbable comeback. Game over.

Fork over that wallet, sad guy.....


Now there's our cherubic friend, staring blankly at the TV, mouth wide open, hands shaking. I'm of course, showing much sensitivity by laughing hysterically and singing the famous negro spiritual hymn "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot". Of course, that didn't go over well with MR. CHIPS as he was ready to pop a gasket. I apologized and bought him a shot of Maker's to calm his nerves. Poor guy, I thought he was going to cry right there. Priceless.

Now that the Thanksgiving holiday is behind us, it's officially HOLIDAY SEASON! That means, festive activities are in the works over the next few weeks. Of course, we are always available to host your holiday party, so if you are looking to book something small and intimate, feel free to give us a call (212.447.5711) and we'll take care of the rest.



Last but not least, I want to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the DON himself, as he turns 39 today! Talk about someone who looks great for their age! I wish I could be so lucky. Happy birthday big guy and enjoy your day!


DOLLAR DRAFT MADNESS continues tonight ($1.00 mugs, Bud/Bud Light/Coors Light) with MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL (Seattle vs Green Bay). Hope to see you there!

NUFF SAID