Ladies and Gay Males: If your man comes up to you and says that he wants this product for Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa or his birthday, I give you permission to smack him upside his head. Twice.
Guys: If you are even considering purchasing this product (even if your inner Gene Simmons tells you to), don't even think about showing up at Third and Long. You will get smacked upside the head by every chick drinking at the bar, followed by a swift kick in the ass by me as you are walking out the door.
Save yourself the aggravation. You have been duly warned.
NUFF SAID
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