It always seems that whenever there's a social gathering, whether it be at a bar or a party, there's the one person who finds a way to make an ass of themselves due to poor social graces, an overconsumption of alcohol, or god forbid, a combination of the two. Their behavior/actions usually cause reactions from others that include cold icy stares, the turning of backs, and the occasional muttering of expletives under the breath. The person in question is usually referred to as "THAT GUY" (as in "What's up with THAT GUY?" or "Who in the f*** is THAT GUY?"). In any case, the reactions that come from others whenever this person comes around is usually a negative one. And don't think that it's restricted to males either- there are some cases when the a-hole in question is female, to which we'd refer to her as "THAT GIRL". Either way, not a good thing to have at your function.
Last night we had another incident involving someone who was "THAT GUY". In this case, the person in question is a semi-regular on Tuesday nights. He's an interesting case in that as a person, he's probably harmless. But his lack of social graces and his desire to be the life of the party usually gets him into trouble and as a result, he finds himself getting the boot almost every time he comes. He makes these obnoxious comments that in his mind, are funny, but to everyone else, comes out as rude, outrageous or stupid. Add to that the mix of dollar drafts and he instantly becomes "THAT GUY".
Well, this time he must have had too many dollar drafts because after he got tossed out, he remained outside the bar, begging and pleading to get back in, to no avail. He found himself striking up a conversation with a group of Italian tourists, of which one member was a rather hot blonde. The mere fact that he was able to hold a conversation with these people without getting popped in the mouth was a miracle; probably due to the fact that their English was severely limited and they probably didn't understand half of what he was saying.
In the midst of his trying to impress the girl, he must have forgotten that he had to go to the bathroom, because next thing you know, the poor guy had pissed his pants. She noticed it right away and was actually embarrassed for him. I looked and saw that the poor guy was soaked and asked him what the problem was. He said that he was so excited by her beauty that he couldn't contain himself. I simply rolled my eyes. You can't make this stuff up.
BTW, we got an upclose look at the University of Texas Men's Basketball team, as they strolled by the bar, looking for a place to get a quick bite to eat. They are some B-I-G mo'fo's! I mean, tall as trees! They had at least three guys topping 7ft. easily. Hell, even their "general manager" was tall. They are in town to play in the Coaches vs Cancer Classic at Madison Square Garden on Thursday, along with ST. JOHN'S, MARYLAND and MICHIGAN STATE. Not a bad doubleheader, if you are into the college basketball thing.
LADIES NIGHT TONIGHT ($2.00 MIXED WELL DRINKS for the ladies, $4.00 AMSTEL LIGHT, COORS LIGHT and BLUE MOON ALE for everyone). There's also a Molson Canadian promo tonight with great giveaways and the MOLSON models on hand, so there's something for everyone!
More updates later!
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2 comments:
Glad to see I'm not the only one.
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Ok he looks Asian, what is it with Asian people and peeing on themselves? Is it a cultural thing? I don't get it.
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