HIGHLIGHTS (and lowlights)FROM THE BIG PARTY!
Last night was another successful holiday party- filled with good cheer, sightings of people from the past as well as the present, hijinx, hook-ups and faux-pas. Scoops o-plenty, enough to fill a book. However, instead of going into detail about every little thing that took place, I'm going to invoke the "What Happens Here, Stays Here" rule; Just this once. So if you weren't there to see the funny stuff, the juicy bits and the sublime... oh well.
A few notables:
*It was great to see our own MATT LONG making an appearance at the annual event. He looked awesome and everyone was very happy to see him!
*This was the second year in a row that T-BILL made an appointment with the bar floor as he found a way to fall out of his chair again. I'm starting to think that this is going to become a tradition.
*The ''NO TASTE" award goes to the guy who felt the need to haggle over the price of shots with the DON; What was even stranger was that he kept trying to low-ball the DON on the price of shots, even after the DON politely refused his request to lower his price to $3.00 shots. Dude, you're at a FREE OPEN BAR! Would it kill you to open up your changepurse for once and do the right thing? You give some people and inch, and they want to take the whole damn football field....
*How about DIRTY SANCHEZ stepping up to the plate and protecting a helpless female against the sinister claws of HORNY GOATWEED. It seems that the HORNY ONE was up to his usual lewd tricks and tried to make what looked like an inappropriate gesture to this young lady, when THE DIRTY ONE stepped up to him and calmly told him to F*** off or he was going to break his fingers. Needless to say, the HORNY ONE left soon after. Good job DIRTY!
*I think I have a concussion, thanks to MR. CHIPS grabbing me and putting me into a headlock and pounding my head with his chubby fists, as his NY Giants fell to defeat. Talk about the wrong place at the wrong time!
There were plenty of other highlights to list, but I have to stop here because I'm typing on "borrowed time" as my Internet connection is down and I and "borrowing" someone else's Internet signal and it's starting to fade on me. More highlights to come!
Enjoy the pics!
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More pics to come!
NUFF SAID
5 comments:
OMG! Finally I get to see the party pics that you have been talking about non-stop since we meet (ok meet as in exchange emails, read each others blog, etc, etc, etc...). Looks like a good time--and WTF open bar? That is it I'm coming next year!
Am I still drunk or did a Brew Crew member just get a shout-out for GOOD BEHAVIOR? (Well done, Dirty)
I'll say it once, I'll say it twice, that was a GREAT Party...and I looked DEAD SEXY in that California Christmas Shirt!
don't know about the first guy, but come on, "dead sexy?"...that guy's still drunk!
Thank you Dirty Sanchez!
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