Monday, January 29, 2007

BOOZE and BOARD GAMES

This was the first Sunday without football and what better way to get through the break between the Championship games and the Super Bowl? Have a BOOZE and BOARD GAME day. So I put the word out to the Brew Crew to show up with games and we'd make the best of an otherwise slow day.

The Crew began to trickle in at around 2:30pm, led by AFRIKA BAMBATTA, MR. CHIPS and T-BILL. Slowly but surely, the rest of the gang began to arrive and next thing you know, everyone was up for playing SCATTERGORIES. DIRTY SANCHEZ showed up with his Nintendo Wii game system and we hooked it up in the back of the bar. Next thing you know, everyone's playing baseball, bowling, tennis, golf; we even got MR. CHIPS to do what he's been harping on doing for months: box someone (in this case, it was an imaginary person on the video game- MR. CHIPS lost, btw).







Back to the board games for a moment; Leave it to NAPOLEON DYNAMITE to find a way to make a board game a way to make some money. He somehow got the BREW CREW to compete with each other in a game of Scattergories with cash on the line. The game got loud and heated very quickly (these guys are very competitive) and it got to the point where we eventually had to disband the game so that no one would get a heart attack.


STIFFLER and JEFFREY DAHMER cheering on Tiger Woods....


Mr. LOW-KEY displaying his baseball skills on the Nintendo Wii...

An afternoon of games wouldn't be complete without some hot chicks....


All in all, it was a very successful afternoon. A good time had by all.


MR.CHIPS- the walking billboard...

"Haaaaaaay!"



SUNDAY BREW CREW AWARDS

I've been meaning to give these awards out to the members of the Brew Crew for weeks now, but for various reasons, I haven't been able to get around to it. And with the blog winding down in the next few days, now is as good a time as any to dole them out. So without further adieu....


*MOST LIKELY TO MISS AN IMPORTANT GAME FOR A BRUNCH DATE:
Napoleon Dynamite (give that guy an omelette and a mimosa, wtf!)

*MOST LIKELY TO BE FOUND AT BED, BATH, and BEYOND ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON THAN HANGING OUT AT THE BAR:
Jon Cusack (pick up a towel rack while you're there, wtf!)

*SUPERFAN OF THE YEAR:
Mr. Chips (give that man a Gentleman's, wtf!)

*ROOKIES OF THE YEAR:
Jeffery Dahmer and Redskins Chick (give those kids an ice cream cone, wtf!)

*THE "KEEP 'EM UP" AWARD:
Mr. Low-Key for always having that knack for dropping his pants at the most opportune moment. (give that man a pair of suspenders, wtf!)

*THE VISA CHECK CARD AWARD:
American Psycho, need I say more? (give this kid an unlimited bar tab, wtf!)

*PERSON MOST LIKELY TO MISS THE BIGGEST PLAY OF THE YEAR DUE TO A CIGARETTE BREAK:
Dirty Sanchez (give that guy a nicotine patch, wtf!)

*THE "BIG YAP" AWARD"
Silent Bob, of course. (give that guy a muzzle, wtf!)

*THE "GOOD LOOKIN' OUT" AWARD:
Baby Girl gets this one (give that girl a bottle of champagne, wtf!)

*THE RICKEY HENDERSON MEMORIAL AWARD:
Afrika Bambatta, for always trying to "steal the bases", rain or shine. (get that guy some cleats, wtf!)

*PERSON MOST LIKELY NOT TO SHIT WHERE THEY EAT AWARD:
Redskins Chick and Freejack (give those girls a roll of Charmin).

*THE WHINE AND CHEESE AWARD:
Stiffler, for something new every week (give that guy a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Farm and a slice of Junior's Cheesecake)

*THE M.I.A AWARD:
Angel, for always missing in action. (give that girl a GPS system, wtf!)

*THE BOOK KEEPER AWARD:
T-Bill, for keeping the numbers correct (give homeboy an abacus, wtf!)


That's about it for the awards section of today's program. Come back later for more scoops!



NUFF SAID