We've tackled this topic before but I thought I would bring it up again because as patrons, you always come across one person who fits the description. Usually this person is harmless, until the combination of alcohol, confidence (or lack, thereof) and certain situations mix to create "THAT GUY". When that person appears, you get a lot of rolling eyes, fingers to the ears to drown out his loud, tyrannical boasts, and frequent trips to the bathroom or outside for means of escape. Often times "THAT GUY" can be found loudly building himself up at the expense of innocent bystanders, usually by mocking or taunting them. In his mind, he thinks he looks cool, however, to everyone else, he looks like an idiot. When it comes to picking up women, he won't have a problem sabotaging others to make himself look good (I believe the term used is "snaking"), nor does he not have a good sense of judgement, especially if the woman isn't interested.
If you know of other characteristics that describe "THAT GUY", feel free to add to the list. It's important that regular patrons know how to spot "THAT GUY" so that they can "neutralize" this person at all costs. Your night out should be a good one, not a painful one. A Public Service Announcement from THE SWANFATHER.
OTHER HAPPENINGS:
VCR ALERT: Our own MASTER THESPIAN will be appearing TONIGHT on ABC's "The Knights of Prosperity" (airing at 8:30pm, not 9pm as originally scheduled). And don't forget to catch MR. LOW-KEY and yours truly on NBC's "30 ROCK" tomorrow night at 9:30pm. Should be interesting TV!
PHOTOS, PHOTOS and more PHOTO'S
Could it be? 
Big Man On Campus...
Happy patrons
Hug it out, baby...
submitted by ADSENSE GIRL
NO-JUICE JANUARY ends for me tonight and I plan on celebrating it with a nice, cold Gentleman's! It was a good month for the bar and a good month for me personally, so I look forward to sipping the "nectar of the gods". Don't forget ladies, it's GIRLS NIGHT OUT ($2.00 Mixed Well Drinks for the ladies, $4.00 Blue Moon Ale, Amstel Light and Coors Light for everyone)!
Tomorrow: my farewell.
NUFF SAID
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