"I'LL GUT YOU LIKE THE *&@?#^* PIG THAT YOU ARE!"
Last night was a typical Wednesday night, peppered with small groups, chillin' out and enjoying the conversations of the night. Around 10pm, however, we were "graced" by the presence of a group of wannabe-goombas from Staten Island; A couple of big-haired chicks and some runty balding types- led by a tall brooding looking guy; As I soon as I saw him I knew he looked familiar, but I couldn't place where.
The group went to the back of the bar and settled in for some intimate conversations. They all had papers on them and were reading to each other, as if they were in a study group. I went to the back of the bar and hung out for a bit when the tall brooding fella came up to order drinks. After hearing him bark out his order, I knew immediately where I knew him from:
MTV's TRUE LIFE: LET'S GET MARRIED.
He was the infamous Charlie, the guy from Staten Island with his botox-lipped fiance, Sabrina. The cheezy goomba who had the tacky wedding where he wore a white Kangol cap and a pimp cane. The same guy who had that memorable tirade against the limo driver who showed up late for his wedding.
Yes, that same guy.
He still had his wedding band on, which leads me to believe that he's still married to that bimbo. However, the chicks he was with last night definitely didn't look like his wife. He looked kinda bummy- his hair was matted and disheveled. Must still be paying off the wedding.
Here's the kicker- I guess this MTV thing must have gone to his head because he's now a wannabe actor; The group in the back- they were rehearsing lines. WTF?
ONLY IN NEW YORK.....
LITE NITE THURSDAY ($4.00 all LIGHT beers), and a welcome return by THE ITALIAN STALLION behind the stick!
nuff said
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