NYU INVASION
In yesterday's post I wrote about this being the time of year for graduations and such. Ironically enough, last night we were invaded by NYU graduates who got together for a graduation party. When I say "invaded", that was indeed an appropriate description as the bar went from empty to capacity in a matter of minutes. There were grads of all colors, sizes and shapes. Pretty funny to watch them celebrate their latest milestone in life; At the same time, it was somewhat poignant as I can vividly remember going through the same things when I graduated from college.
For the most part, the contingent of NYU grads were pretty nice and fun; however, in every barrel you find a few bad apples and this held true again last night. But they were few and far between and didn't deter others from having a good time.
Carl, the party organizer....
Poor STIFFLER. He looks like he walked into a buzzsaw.Most UNUSUAL moment of the night: The young lady who showed up with what I am going to assume was her boyfriend, armed with a small Poland Spring bottle, filled with what looked like orange juice. I told her that she couldn't bring the bottle in the bar and that I would have to confiscate it. She protested a bit but finally relented and gave up the bottle. I then asked for her ID and she presents me with a Welfare Benefits Card. Great. A hood chick. Ghettofabulous indeed. It gets better.
The couple disappears into the crowd and I continue doing my job. At the end of the night, as the bar begins to clear out, I walk around the place to begin to clear out the stragglers. I look back near the champagne room and there's the Hood Chick and her man. She's sitting in his lap. Cute. I look again and I realize that not only is she sitting in his lap.... she's giving him a combination lap dance and hand job. Are you f****** kidding me??? That's a Hood Chick for you.
You can't make this stuff up. Seriously.
AFTER-WORK HAPPY HOUR TONIGHT (4pm-8pm), All beers, wine, and mixed well drinks, $4.00!
See ya tonite!
nuff said
2 comments:
We too were invaded by college kids last night, but mine was of course BIBLE THUMPERS!!!
Julie
1. Isn't it Grape Drink that your girlfriend had?
2. The guy in the black shirt and the pink cheeks looks like he needs to get his shit together.
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