As of today, there's only three weekends left before Labor Day. There's good and bad in that piece of information. The good news is that means that the NFL (National Football League)is right around the corner. And if you are any sort of football fan, nothing could be finer. The bad news, however, is that summer is drawing to a close. And as a guy, that makes you kinda sad. The women of New York City (as a whole) are probably some of the best-looking women in the world, especially in the summertime.
So enjoy it while you can, because it's going to come and go faster than you can say "Bart
ender, can I get another?".....Speaking of NYC women and the summer season, I can't help but to notice the new fashion styles that all of the Stepford Wives of Murray Hill are wearing these days. It seems that the fashion piece of "the moment" are these baggy dresses (better known as "Tent Dresses" or "Baby Doll" dresses) that makes the women look either cute, fat, pregnant, or all of the above. I've seen them
in multiple colors but mostly black, I'm not sure what to make of it. On some women, they look cute in it. On others, however, depending on the cut of the dress, it literally makes you wonder: "Is she pregnant?" And call me crazy, if I'm in a bar or lounge and see a hottie wearing something like that, chances are that I'm going to think she's pregnant or hiding something hideous and the chances of me rolling up on that are
going to be slim. Or maybe that's the intent. Hmmmm....Here's a witty little ditty submitted by MR. LOW-KEY:
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't . No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
FRIDAY: "After-Work Happy Hour" (4pm-8pm), $4.00, ALL BEERS, HOUSE WINES and MIXED WELL DRINKS!
SATURDAY: "Kick the Keg" Saturdays (12pm-10pm), $2.00 mugs, ALL BEERS ON TAP ('til the keg kicks!).
Enjoy the weekend!
NUFF said
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Chances of you rolling up on that? Come on, Daddy.
B to the...
Chances of that happening is about the same as you coming to New York, or better yet, me actually leaving the neighborhood.
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