Thursday, November 29, 2007

GREEN BAY vs DALLAS, THE BIG GAME TONIGHT!

So tonight is the big game between 10-1 GREEN BAY and 10-1 DALLAS. Winner takes sole possession of the National Conference lead and bragging rights. The bigger controversy, however, is that the game can't be seen on local TV here in NYC due to the ongoing battle between the NFL and the local cable companies (Time-Warner and Cablevision). The cable companies refuse to carry the NFL NETWORK, which is airing tonight's game.

Luckily for you diehard fans, we carry the NFL NETWORK. So if you want to suck it up and sit in a bar for a few hours, then join us tonight for an evening of sports, sports and more sports, then feel free to stop by! We have a NY RANGERS/ISLANDERS promo (beginning at 7pm), where you have a chance to win a pair of RANGERS tickets; then stick around for the big game (starting at 8pm). It's also LITE NITE THURSDAY, which means all LIGHT beers (bottles/drafts) are $4.00!

WEDNESDAY NIGHT was rather interesting in that we had a pretty decent night for a Wednesday; lots of small groups; lots of chicks (which is always a bonus). Folks taking advantage of the Coors Light Buckets (5/$15.00); And most importantly, it seems that our newly-acquired jukebox is a hit! Good stuff.

Let's see, what else happened? Um.... Got kicked in the balls just because the person thought it was the fun thing to do at the moment. Nice. Watched HORNY GOATWEED do what he does best. Lovely. Oh, and came across a rather unpleasant discovery at the end of the night. Back of the bar near the big screen TV, there was a group of people who had been sitting there all night. They were drinking buckets of Coors Light, eating wings and enjoying the night. No big deal. The chicks within the group were all hotties, well-dressed, somewhat refined but not snotty. H.G. hung out with them the whole night and they actually enjoyed his company (should have seen a red flag right there) So far, so good.

Near the end of the night, the whole group gets up to leave and I go in the back and clear off their table. I notice that there's some garbage on the floor so I began to pick it up when I noticed a strange piece of garbage on the floor. It was a long white tube with a thin plastic piece sticking out of one end. The tube was stuffed in it's wrapper. Upon closer examination I realized that it was, shockingly enough, a tampon. I recoiled and then touched it with my foot, just to make sure it was what I thought it was. Still not convinced, I walked over to REDSKINS GIRL (who had been hanging out at the bar) and discreetly asked her to go and look at what I discovered to make sure I wasn't seeing things. She walked back to where I was and the reaction on her face sealed the deal.

Not only was it a tampon.... it was a USED tampon! WTF? Now ladies, when you go to the restroom to change those things (and I know that it's a fact of life, you have to do what you have to do), don't you just throw them away? What possesses you to put it back in your purse or bag and bring it out of the bathroom with you? Enlighten me, please because at the moment I'm thinking to myself, "Um...that's foul!" Someone PLEASE enlighten me!

Aside from that, the rest of the evening went well. Got to meet some new blog readers last night; a couple of cute recent Harvard grads who I think just moved into the neighborhood recently. They've been coming in on Wednesdays of late and seem to be pretty nice girls. Oh, and did I mention cute?

Well, that's it. Looking forward to tonight. Should be a good night. Feel a cold coming on so it's Thera-Flu time.


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