Thursday, December 27, 2007

FROM THE MAILBAG.....

From time to time, I'll get an email or two from the readers, ranging from compliments, rants, or simple questions to life's simple problems. Here's a sample of what I got recently:

What's the story with that wilted piece of "greenery" hanging down off the ceiling?

-That is (or was) supposed to be mistletoe, left over from the recent Third and Long Christmas party. I suppose I should take it down since Christmas is over and it's starting to look like a petrified fossil.

Hey, did you know that the hand dryer in the men's loo is broken?

-Yes, I've heard the rumors. It's moving steadily up the "To-Do List" and should reach the top of the list sometime in 2008. Hey, did you know that here in New York we call the "loo" a bathroom? You wanker.

When are you going to get some hot girls behind the bar?

-As soon as I can find one or two that can actually make a drink.

What's the deal with that creepy old guy who's always chasing after the ladies in the bar? He makes me want to pull out my pepper spray.

-If it's who I think it is, he's generally harmless, though his techniques for "wooing the ladies" are obviously a bit out-dated. Cut the guy some slack. If you gave him half a chance, you might actually get a free drink out of it.

It's great to see that you guys finally got a digital jukebox! Now if you could get a beer pong table, then you'll be in business!

-Yeah, I have to admit, getting the jukebox in has been a good thing. For starters, I got tired of people bitching about my "eclectic" taste of my IPOD playlist. Now with the jukebox, if anyone complains about the music, I can simply point the finger at you guys for a change. As for beer pong, as saying goes "Rome wasn't built in a day", though quite frankly I think beer pong is the most unsanitary game I've come across since playing in the sandbox.

What's the story with all of these blog names? How do I know who's who?

-Funny you should mention that. It's been suggested to me that I post pictures of the people that I frequently write about. I've thought about that and while it wouldn't be a bad idea on the surface, I think a hint of mystery wouldn't be so bad. Plus if you get your arse down to the bar, you could probably figure out who's who on your own.

That's just a smattering of emails that I received over the past few days. Interesting stuff to say the least. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the loo....


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