BREW CREW PROFILES

I'm often asked about the SUNDAY BREW CREW, the lovable misfits of Third and Long that often make the pages of my blog. "Who are they?" "What do they look like?" "Are they really as crazy as you make them out to be?".

To enlighten my readers on who's who in the SUNDAY BREW CREW, I'll begin to supply "snapshot profiles of each BREW CREW member each day, so that you can get a better understanding of who they are and what makes them tick. Enjoy!


NAPOLEON DYNAMITE (Member since day one)

HT: 5'5"

WT: about 1 1/8 Half-Barrel keg

HOMETOWN: Phillipsburg, PA

DRINK OF CHOICE: Bud Light and a "Gentleman's". Will sometimes request tomato juice to be placed in his beer.

WELL KNOWN TRAIT: Loud, obnoxious behavior, followed by a glassy-eyed look before checking out. Usually occurs by the 3rd quarter of Pittsburgh Steeler games.

TIPPING POINT: Pretty generous.



AFRIKA BAMBATTA (Member since day one)

HT: 6'1"

WT: About 1 1/2 half-barrel keg.

HOMETOWN: Kenya, Africa

DRINK OF CHOICE: Routine begins with an "appetizer" (ginger-ale/cranberry); then he moves on to a draft pint of either Bud Light, Molson, Yuengling or Goose Island. Will top off with a "Gentleman's", with lime.

WELL KNOWN TRAIT: Usually the "shit-stirrer" of the group; The Class Clown. Not afraid to press buttons for laughs. When he's not busy making everyone laugh, his alter-ego, RICKEY HENDERSON steps in and pursues the ladies.

TIPPING POINT: Pretty good; depends on how much he's won in "friendly games of chance."


More profiles tomorrow!


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