Thursday, January 17, 2008

LET'S GO RANGERS!!!

Last night I got the opportunity to sneak away from the bar for a couple of hours to catch a NY Rangers hockey game with my good friend, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE. He's been hankering to take me to a game for awhile so we finally came up with a feasible date and last night was it. He said that he had good seats, but I guess I underestimated at how good these seats really were....





As you can see here, it turns out our seats were literally two rows off of the glass, directly behind the visiting team's goal; That was a double bonus because you got to see the home team fire off shots right at your head.




I have to say it was cool to get away from work for a couple of hours, enjoy a good game (though the Rangers aren't my favorite team), and kick back with one of my good friends (thanks again, NAPOLEON). One thing I did learn while at the game: looking back at the photos, it once again proves that I need to step up and get a better camera. Grrrrr....

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, REDSKINS GIRL was working her second stint as a bartender; When I got back to the bar I have to say I was impressed with the crowd; while it wasn't packed, it did contain a lot of quality babes (which is always a plus); between her and SULLY, they had everything running smoothly. I felt a sense of relief in knowing that.

One funny note: Towards the end of the night, this rather buxom, C-U-R-V-Y African-American female came strolling into the bar alone and sat at the bar. She was an interesting looking woman to say the least, topped off by her Erika Badu-like Afro. You couldn't tell her nothing- she knew she was sexy (bless her heart)! Upon ordering a drink, she peeled off her "velour" jacket (yes, I said VELOUR) and revealed what looked to be a negligee-type top. Keep in mind that I said that she was rather buxom, so when that jacket came off, WHOA!.

She sat by herself at first, but after one or two Grey Goose/tonics, she began to chat up pretty much anyone who would talk to her. First the guy sitting by himself to the left of her. He was a tourist of some sort so they spent some time trying to communicate with each other until he finally had enough and left.

Ms. Badu-'Fro Chick then moved on to a table of D.E.A. agents and began chatting them up. At this point, speculation among the staff was that maybe, JUST MAYBE, she was one of those lovely ladies you find on Craigslist when you need "instant company" or something like that.

What convinced it for me was when Ms. Badu-'Fro Chick decided to go to the ladies room. I was standing at the end of the bar, near the stairwell, looking over a magazine when she casually strolled by; as she walked behind me to get to the stairs, I felt a distinct squeeze of my left butt cheek, followed what sounded like a "click-click" sound from her teeth. WTF!? I immediately froze up and stared out into space. I think I just got goosed up by the "Fro-Lady"! Are you kiddin' me??? Of all the women in the bar, I have to be sexually harassed by this one. Shit ain't right.

So I immediately made a beeline to the other end of the bar and pretended like I was clearing up drink glasses, garbage, anything to stay away from her. My thought was that she was running out of people to "chit-chat" with and I was the next target. Anyone who knows me knows that I have no patience whatsoever when it comes with chatting up strangers, especially weird ones.

The next 30-45 minutes found me playing hide-and-seek with this woman; If I got an inkling that she was coming my way, I immediately moved to the other side of the room. Finally last call came and she got the hint and left. Bizarre.

Aside from that, I have to say it was a pretty good night.


More to come later today.



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