2.11.2008

ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF "BREW CREW PROFILES"...

Since I find myself trying to recover from the "Flu Bug", I suddenly have some time to catch up on some more BREW CREW PROFILES. So without further adieu, here's another installment of BREW CREW PROFILES....


SUSHI SAMBA (Member for a few years now)

HT: about 5'8"

WT: about a half-keg

HOMETOWN: Outside Pittsburgh, PA

DRINK OF CHOICE: Corona and or Macallen's on the rocks.

WELL-KNOWN TRAIT: Pittsburgh Steelers #1 Metrosexual fan. Loves the finer things in life, yet is secure in his manhood. Will get pumped up for Steeler games and do pushups (or convince someone to do them for him) whenever his beloved team scores a touchdown.

TIPPING POINT: Generous



DOUBLE S (Member for about a year)

HT: 5'8"

WT: 1 1/8 half kegs

HOMETOWN: West Windsor, NJ

DRINK OF CHOICE: Bud Light and the occasional Guinness

WELL KNOWN TRAIT: Huge NJ Devils fan, which is a shame because ultimately he (and they) will find themselves disappointed at the end of each hockey season. Has been known to pay a pretty penny to have certain songs played exclusively for him.

TIPPING POINT: Generous


STIFFIE and CUSACK (Members for a couple of years)

HT: pretty tall

WT: combined weight- about two half kegs

HOMETOWN: Atlanta, Ga and Long Island, NY

DRINK OF CHOICE: Miller Lites and the occasional Jameson shot (or six).

WELL-KNOWN TRAIT: Known for going on "man-dates" every week (usually for sushi). Best of friends outside the bar. Not opposed to going on the occasional bender.

TIPPING POINT: Good and Very Generous


Enjoy your day!



NuFF Said

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'll take our THREE Stanley Cups to your Senators' ZERO any day amigo. Devils Rule!

Swa said...

Just like Janet Jackson says in that song of hers: "what have you done for me lately...."

SD

Diarrhea of the Mouth said...

did i read that right? stiffer is tall? totally yummy! i just want him more now!