Monday, March 24, 2008

ADD THIS ONE TO THE LIST.....

It seems we've acquired a new member of the Third and Long "Wack Pack". This newbie seems to be on a pace to give MADAME X (remember her) a run for her money. I'm not quite sure where she came from or how she discovered our quaint little place, but she's been checking in on the regular for the past few weeks now and it's looking like she's going to be in for the long haul.

What's her story? I wish I could tell you, but one thing is for sure- she's a creepy one.

For starters, like MADAME X, she mostly keeps to herself; And she likes to stare at you, much like MADAME X did. She doesn't talk to herself though, which is a relief in some ways. However, if she has a fixation for you, then watch out- IT'S AWWWWN. Idle chit chat is the way she usually starts out. Then an offer of a drink or two. Then if she really fancies you, she'll probably offer you a cigarette and once she gets you talking, chances are pretty good that she's going to suggest that you go back to her place for "a nightcap or something"...... Talk about going from zero-to-sixty....

Now under normal circumstances, a woman looking to pick you up at a bar sounds pretty cool. That's under NORMAL circumstances, while dealing with normal people. In this case, however, you'd do well to run the other way..... FAST.

Physically, she's not what you would call your average sized woman. Ample would be a good term to use-I'll leave it at that. Some of the lads have taken to calling her "Chucky Cheese", though I haven't endorsed that moniker yet as her official blog name.

I'm sure she's probably a nice person once you get past the whole staring thing. But seriously, can you really get past the "staring thing"? I'm not so sure. One thing's for sure, she's definitely fodder for some juicy material.


Stay tuned.


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