Every so often you'll read about the locals escaping the city on a summer weekend to popular vacation spots such as The Hamptons or the Jersey Shore. Now if you happen to frequent these popular destinations, you will either get involved in one of two possible crowds: The swanky, genteel, jet-set circles, often read about in the New York Times social sections or popular weekly gossip columns; OR you may find yourself immersed in more or a sweaty, blue-collar circle, featuring scenes such as this (thanks to ANGEL for the hilarious submission):
In case you were wondering if this is a goof- I can assure you, scenarios such as this exist on the regular- I shit you not.
WEEKEND HAPPENINGS
FRIDAY: Weekend Kick-Off Happy Hour (5pm-10pm): All Draft Beers and Mixed Well Drinks, $4.00!! Start the weekend off right!
SATURDAY: "Kick the Keg" Saturday (12pm-10pm): $2.00 mugs, ALL BEERS ON TAP!!!
SUNDAY: "Sunday FUN-day" (featuring yours truly), with $4.00 Domestic Drafts and Mixed Well Drinks (all day long)! Bring your crossword puzzles, we'll set up the Nintendo Wii, board games or simply chill out and relax with a couple of friends and debrief over the debauchery that took place on Saturday night!
Nuff Said
1 comment:
That was painful to watch. I'll stay in the midwest. Cheap beer and fat chicks. Yeah, sweet.
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