Saturday, May 2, 2009

SERIOUSLY, IS THERE SOMETHING IN THE BEER?

Late nights at Third and Long has seriously become the Bunny Ranch of late. A couple of nights ago we had the strange couple who practically had sex in front of our eyes on 3rd Avenue. Last night, another couple chose to handle their business at the bar itself. Literally sitting at the bar.

The two came into the bar late night, as the place began to empty out. She was a tall, leggy brunette, wearing a rich, chocolate dress and he was a very tall blonde fella, nattily dressed in a navy blue suit. They each took a seat at the bar and within minutes, they were facing each other, and caressing each other's faces. No big deal. Or so we think.

Predictably, the caressing of the faces led to a full-on makeout session, which was no big deal either; couples make out at the bar all the time. However, things took a strange turn when the caressing of the faces turned into caressing of other body parts, with no shame in their game.



This went on for a few more minutes and then the unthinkable happened: He put his hands up her skirt and commenced with the blasting. I shit you not. And she enjoyed every minute of it, much to our startled chagrin. They would stop, play around a bit and then resumed the construction work in progress. He'd take care of her and she would return the favor, meanwhile, the patrons sitting besides them were oblivious to what was going on. Probably because they were having their own makeout session, though not nearly as "graphic". The staff, on the other hand, watched in amazement at the fact that this couple had no qualms about airing their business. Eventually the two stopped with their "construction work" and left the building.

Seriously, is there something in the beer? That's two nights in a row that we practically had sex take place, and shockingly enough, not in the Champagne Room!


You can't make this stuff up.

ONE LAST NOTE: We held out promo for KOPPERBERG PEAR CIDER last night. If you didn't know, KOPPERBERG is imported from Sweden. So of course, the company sent over a couple of "SMOKIN' HOT" tall, leggy blonde Swedish chicks to host the promo. Let me just say that this was the best promo I've ever seen, hands down. And not just because they had really hot models giving out samples. These chicks actually knew their product and spoke about it with the patrons as opposed to just shoving a free glass of cider in their hands. At the end of the promo, both the models and the product itself got very good feedback. We will definitely have them back.


Nuff Said