Wednesday, July 15, 2009

SHOULD I SAY OR STAY AWAY?

Last night was another rousing edition of DOLLAR DRAFT MADNESS; For starters, the intern count was lower than usual. While that is normally a bad thing register-wise, it actually worked out for all parties as we had a pretty good crowd that enjoyed their brews and did the right thing by the bar. And on top of that, we didn't have to deal with any cheezy antics that normally comes with serving brews to interns who try too hard to be cool.

The highlight of the night by far had to have been the drunken stud muffin who thought he was getting the ultimate hook up. There was this Asian chick (from India I think) who showed up to the bar late night by herself. She had long black hair, a striking two piece outfit (blouse/skirt ensemble), complete with fishnet stockings and pumps. Definitely a bit overdressed for Dollar Draft Madness. As the doorman checked out her ID, my spider-senses began throwing up red flags all over the place. After she went inside, I went over to the doorman and he confirmed what my spider senses were telling me: "She" was in fact a "he". Heh, heh, heh.. the plot thickens.

Within minutes of the "chick" ordering a beer, she was approached by this guy who had been making the rounds most of the night, unsuccessfully, I might add. Next thing you know, they are sitting in the back of the bar, "canoodling" and soon after that, making out! Now we're all freaking out, because we know that "she" is in fact a "he" and wondering if he's aware of what he's getting himself into. Then the conversation turned into "Should we tell him?". At the end of the conversation, we decided that he was a big boy and that he's responsible for his actions. Who knows? Maybe he already knew what she was and was cool with it.

After about twenty minutes of full-on makeout session taking place, both of them made their way to the bar and ordered a round of drafts. Soon after, the guy goes to the bathroom....with the "girl" going a few minutes later. Sure enough, the both of them are gone for more than a few minutes when I send the barback on a search mission. And just as I thought, the both of them were found in the stall of the ladies room, doing god-know-what. Of course, I had to break up their lust-fest and they ran out of the bar soon after.

I wonder what his reaction will be when they get to "the promised land"?


PUB TRIVIA kicks off tonight at 8pm! Bring a group of friends and compete for cool prizes and a berth in our "Tournament of Champions" in August! It's free to play and great drink specials will make the brain cells work that much faster (or maybe not). Registration kicks off at 7pm!



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