Friday, January 22, 2010

DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT.....?

So we're sitting at the bar last night, laughing the train wreck better known as the JERSEY SHORE when AMY SMART shared a ditty of a story from the previous night.

Apparently there was this "older woman" at the bar (when I say older, I would classify her as being in her late 50's-early 60's) who clearly had a few too many drinks. She came upstairs from the bathroom and staggered out of the bar, stopping by a random guy and "thanking him for a good time" as she made her way out of the bar. Problem with that was that the guy had just gotten there and didn't know this woman from a hole in the wall.

When she got outside, she walked over to the ashtray in front of the bar and began to light up a cigarette. While this was going on, a group of guys sitting at the front of the bar began talking about her when one of the guys bet the group that he would go outside and make out with this woman.

Next thing you know, the guy walks outside, grabs the woman by the face and plants a wet one on her. Not only that, he begins to make out with this woman, to the shock and horror of everyone in the bar. After a few seconds of this, he stops and runs back into the bar and screams for a Car Bomb to wash his mouth out with. Meanwhile, the old lady's standing outside, still smoking a cigarette as if nothing happened.

You can't make this stuff up.

WEEKEND HAPPENINGS:

This weekend is filled with great drink specials (check our WEBSITE for the specials of the day), however, the highlight of the weekend takes place on Sunday, better known as CHAMPIONSHIP SUNDAY, where the NY JETS take on INDIANAPOLIS to see who represents the AFC in the Super Bowl; That is followed up by another great match-up featuring MINNESOTA and NEW ORLEANS. We're planning a full afternoon of fun, including raffles for great prizes at the end of each quarter and a visit from some cute models representing Budweiser! It should be a rockin' good day of football! There will also be special drink deals for Fans of Third and Long on Facebook, so make sure you become a fan and RSVP to our invite to our Championship bash!


That's It. That's All I Got.