As I write this, we just wrapped up another rousing edition of "BEER BINGO" and with much of the crowd being tourists and all, it dawned on me that we are quickly approaching ST. PATRICK'S DAY.
We are now less than 24 hours away from the day where everyone claims to be Irish; where the celebrations begin very early in the morning and last throughout the night and you can be assured that you will see at the very least:
*twelve people puking
*eleven natives claiming to be from the motherland
*ten lassies with a shamrock tattoo on their faces
*nine FDNY guys dressed in full uniform
*eight Irish car bomb toasts
*seven bagpipe players
*six irate drunks being turned away
*five ridiculous tall striped hats being worn
*four random hook-ups
*three underaged brats detained at the door
*two bribery attempts from people trying to "get their friends in"
*and a cold pint of Guinness at the end of a long, long day!
*eleven natives claiming to be from the motherland
*ten lassies with a shamrock tattoo on their faces
*nine FDNY guys dressed in full uniform
*eight Irish car bomb toasts
*seven bagpipe players
*six irate drunks being turned away
*five ridiculous tall striped hats being worn
*four random hook-ups
*three underaged brats detained at the door
*two bribery attempts from people trying to "get their friends in"
*and a cold pint of Guinness at the end of a long, long day!
That's what I have to look forward to. How about you?
We're open bright and early (10am) to kick off the festivities and we're rolling all day long, celebrating the wearing o' the green! Happy St. Patrick's Day!
TONIGHT: St. Patrick's Day Pre-game fun with $1 Bud/Bud Light mugs, $2 Abita Purple Haze mugs and $7 "Dew and a Brew" (shot of Tullamore Dew and a mug of Killian's Red) ALL NIGHT LONG!
That's It. That's All I Got.
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