Thursday, December 11, 2008

SNIP-TUCK!

Last night's Pub Trivia featured an energetic group of competitors, hell bent on winning the "Trivia Cup" from last week's champions. DR. FUNKE.

Along with the spirited group of trivia players, we also had a group of hardcore hockey fans, there to catch some NHL action. Ironically enough, they were also drawn into the madness we call Pub Trivia:


Hosted by OPIE CUNNINGHAM and his new sidekick, KRIS-KROSS, last night's trivia went well, for the most part (aside from some microphone snafus). Last night's theme was "TV LAND" and the crowd really seemed to get into the subject matter, especially when the audio question came up and you could see the contestants singing along with the various TV theme songs. Pretty funny stuff.


When the smoke cleared, however, we found ourselves crowning a new Pub Trivia champion: STIFFLER and BEN "Now Known As The Asset" AFFLECK, who went by the team name, "The Brian Rice Intervention Project".

They won the coveted "Trivia Cup" filled with beer, and a $30.00 bar tab. Congrats boys! Do you think you have what it takes to dethrone the champs? Well, come back next Wednesday night as we play our Holiday Edition of Wednesday Night Pub Trivia! Fun starts at 8pm!

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The fun didn't end there. As the night went on, one of our trivia hosts, KRIS KROSS decided that he wanted to cut his hair. He then offered to have his hair cut if someone bought him a shot of Jameson's. Boy, he shouldn't have done that. Next thing you know, our bartenders, SCUBA STEVE and AMY SMART were leading the charge in playing "Sheer Genius" on him, with predictably disastrous results:







It's safe to say he'll be visiting Astor Place today.

TONIGHT: BUCKET o' LIGHTS (5-10pm), featuring Miller Lite, Michelob Light and Coors Light bottles, 5/$15.00! And don't forget about NFL Football, with NEW ORLEANS vs CHICAGO (8pm)!


Next up: The end of an era......



Nuff Said

FRIDAY, JULY 4, 2008

WHO SAYS THERE'S NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM???

Last night was one of those strange nights that left you shaking your head in amazement. First of all, it's a holiday weekend, so the caliber of patrons that you're bound to see varies widely. You get your hipsters, your tourists, the conservative prepsters, your grunge types, just to name a few. They come in all ages, sizes, colors; a total mixed bag. You never quite know what you're going to get from one person to the next.

For example, this group of three enter the bar; Average age: 22 (at best). One guy (from England) and two girls (Russian). Very low-key, almost timid-like. They show their ID's and find a table near the back of the bar. This group is so low-key that I totally forgot that they were even there.

They remained at the bar through the busy spots and the lulls and pretty much kept to themselves. At around 2:45am, they made their way back to the "Champagne Room" (a small sitting area in the back of the bar) and then things began to change. What started out as a low-key night for this group, all of a sudden turned into a sapphic-gropefest as the two females of the group began going at it hot and heavy. No one noticed at first and one-by-one, folks began looking back towards the Champagne Room and let's just say their interests were piqued. Of course I didn't help matters any by turning up the lights in the room; purpose being to get their attention so that they would realize that the whole bar was now watching the booty-grind show.

Eventually they came up for air, looked out and realized that they were being watched by everyone. They laughed it off and then went right back at it again! Finally STIFFLER looks up and screams out loud "HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT THAT!". That brought a laugh from the whole room and the ladies finally stopped what they were doing.

The crazy thing was that after all of that, they weren't embarrassed at all. If anything, one of the girls came over to me and asked if I could turn the lights back down again. WTF??


You can't make this stuff up. You really can't.



Happy 4th of July!!



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