Wednesday, February 2, 2005

Things that make you say " HMMMMM...."

Some random thoughts/observations......What is it about being a bartender or bar owner that attracts women? To be more specific, women with stalking tendencies? I know that bartenders on a whole tend to be a personable lot, very friendly, engaging, and in most cases, attractive. And couple that with a few drinks, that would probably cause a woman to feel attracted to one (I guess). That being said, if you find yourself being attracted to a bartender, is there a need to have to show up and hover around the bar every night, hoping to get their attention? By hovering/stalking a bartender/owner, what do hope to accomplish (besides freaking them out)? I just don't get it.........

here's another thought: If you are a guy and you are with five other guys, what chance do you think you have when all six of you pounce on the same girl at the same time? Especially when all six of you are throwing out the same corny lines?

Overheard at the bar: There's three guys sitting at the bar, (think Frat Boy with a hint of Geek)..a fairly decent-looking blond goes up to the bar to order a beer. FRAT GEEK #1: Say, what's up? BLONDE CHICK: Hello. FRAT GEEK #1: We notice you talking to the bouncer. Why don't you come talk to us? BLONDE CHICK: Well, thanks for the invitation, however, i'm in the middle of a conversation with him right now... FRAT GEEK #2: You know, we're in Medical School....BLONDE CHICK: That's nice, congratulations..FRAT GEEK #2:You know what that means, don't you? (BLONDE CHICK STARES AND NODS POLITELY)...That means we're studying to be doctors....FRAT GEEK #1: And you know what that means? We are going to be very rich soon. I bet you want to talk to us now....BLONDE CHICK: You're kidding me, right? If that's the best you can do, you guys are going to be very lonely.... Folks, you can't make this stuff up.

That's it for now. I'm done.

NUFF SAID.