"YOU ASKED FOR IT-YOU GOT IT....and I don't mean Toyota!"
You've been clamoring for it for weeks; I've heard nothing but moans and groans since Day 1; I've even received death threats (oops, that was the Rockstar Porter, my bad)..... I promised to look into it and ye of little faith doubted my abilities to get the deal done. Well, ye of little faith, the deal IS done!
WE HAVE THE METS!
Thanks to the sharp negotiating skills of the Don and the subtle prodding of the SwanFather, we are now able to bring to you, our LOYAL customers, THE NEW YORK METS!
Now you can rest easy; you have your team back. Oh and next time you see me, kiss my ring. Welcome home.
Happy Birthday Hash Brownie- sorry I can't make the festivities tonite. Don't show off too much boobage. :(
NUFF SAID
5 comments:
thank, f-ing God! Now we can watch some real baseball, not some glorified version of softball that they play in the American League. Let's hear it for NY's #1 hometown team.....The Mets. We even have a better mascot: Mr. Mets beats Michael Kaye every time! ( or Suzyn Waldman for that matter)
Thanks for the birthday wishes :)
I think we'd all like to beat Suzyn Waldman . . . with a sock full of pennies.
Too late- somebody already beat her face with a roll of quarters...
I met her in person once, and that wig of hers looks like it should have a raccoon tail hanging off of it.
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