Thursday, April 7, 2005

LOOKS ARE DECEIVING....

What on earth is the SwanFather talking about now? I'll get to that in a sec. First things first; I'm writing this blog extra early b/c I have to do a double tomorrow and I won't have time to update- besides, after tonite's antics, it's probably better that I document now, while the details are fresh in my mind.....

For those of you who stopped by to check out the SECRET drink special, you were rewarded with $1 Bud/Bud Light & Michelob Light Bottles (7-8pm), with the price escalating by a dollar each hour, capping off at $3 bottles the rest of the night; you also got to enjoy $3 Heineken/Amstel Light & Killian's Red all night! So for those who scored, kudos to you!

The weather also allowed for the opening of the fishbowl windows, which is always a blessing, for obvious reasons. As a matter of fact, the open windows allowed for the scenario of the night to happen.....Here's the scoop: Two really nice looking blondes were walking down 3rd Avenue with a "regular" guy and they happened to peek into the bar via the open windows....they started to continue down the block but decided at the last minute to make a detour and come into our happy establishment. Not sure if it was the inviting atmosphere of the bar, the dapper and cheery Bagpipe Dan slinging the drinks or the charming charcoal-broiled comrade (aka yours truly) that caught the fancy of their eyes....in any case, they came in and sat at one of the tables by the 35th Street side of the bar.

Now some of the regulars (Angry Black, UConn Fan and the Dapper Don himself) commented on the fact that these girls were H-O-T! And rather friendly at that. Yours truly went outside for a few moments to handle some bar-related business, so I really didn't pay that much attention to them....at first. However, as the hours went by and the bottles of Pinot Grigio were polished off, it became apparent that these girls were feeling NO PAIN. They didn't do anything stupid or embarassing, simply chillin out and enjoying the night.

Now it's around 12:30ish and Angry Black, UConn Fan and the Don were long gone and the crowd began to dwindle to a precious few. I'll set up the scene for you: We had the happy three at the table by the window, a couple sitting at the end of the bar near the stairwell, doing their own thing; a group of three people sitting at the bar, chatting it up w/Bagpipe Dan. I go to the bathroom and come up after a few minutes. I walk around the bar and begin to clear glasses from the various tables. I clear out glasses from the table of the Happy Three and at the same time, Mr. "Regular Guy" goes to the bar and orders more drinks....Pinot Grigio, of course (these guys were drinking Pinot like it was an audition for Sideways II). He brings the drinks back and places them on the table. Blonde #1 goes to put her shawl on and accidently knocks her glass over, spilling the Pinot all over her lap.... Immediately I bring some paper towels to her and allow her to clean herself up...the spill was pretty substantial; enough that it looked as if she pissed her pants. She laughed about it, which was cool....so after she cleaned herself up, the group sat back down to enjoy their drinks...for a moment anyway.

After about five minutes or so, the group gets up and move to the back of the bar/lounge area, right under the big screen tv. No big deal. About 10 minutes later, Bagpipe Dan looks at me and says "holy shit" and motions toward the back of the bar. Blonde #1 took her jeans off and sat down! From my vantage point it looked like she wasn't wearing any panties! All of the patrons (who were left) were like..stunned! This girl looked MAHVOLOUS!...it turned out she was wearing a nude colored thong! She said that she wanted to dry out her jeans. Who am I to say no to that? She stayed like that for about half an hour , until her jeans were relatively dry, though I suspect she enjoyed giving us the show. You can't make this stuff up.....

I also saw our dear friend Madame X on the street yesterday; I asked her why she haven't been in lately- she mentioned something about studying for exams. She said that she would be back soon (or I think that's what she said).....

That's about it for now. I gotta hit the sack-it's going to be another long day. Hopefully the weather will be as nice as it was on Wednesday!

DRINK SPECIAL OF THE DAY: $3 Coronas/Margaritas/Sangria/Michelob Light (5-9pm)

NUFF SAID