Weekend Happenings

Before I give you a heads up on what's happening this weekend, just want to give you a quick recap from last night.

SEXY BLONDE and FDNY CALENDAR BOY worked the bar last night and they had the pleasure of meeting the one and only MS. KREMLIN. Now it seems that the "Hammer and Sickle" Lady is trying to develop a habit of gaining preferential treatment by dropping my name; Whether it's to get free drinks or to get behind the bar to play music, she thinks that by saying "I know SWANFATHER, he'll will say it's okay", she will get whatever she wants. However, she is sadly mistaken. I've instructed my staff in no uncertain terms, NOT to give her any special favors at all. I'm not sure where she gets this notion that we are best friends- on the contrary; If I could develop my superpowers to allow me to disappear whenever she is in a two block radius, I would. She is just a pain in the ass.

So she's sitting at the bar, wearing a rather sexy white outfit (I give her credit, she does have fashion sense), when the CUSACK BOYS entered the bar with their crew of merry men. One of the merry men (who apparently has a way with the ladies and has his own fashion style), recognizes her from afar and informs the BOYS that she was a hook-up from the past and that she is a dominatrix behind closed doors. If that is the case, that explains a lot about her demanding demeanor. Strangely amusing. I still think she's nuts.

Folks are still talking about the gathering on Wednesday night. It was indeed a good time and I thank everyone who attended and made the night a success! ANGRY BLACK stopped by last night and was sad that he missed out on all the fun.

CELEBRITY SPOTTING: I was walking to Kinko's the other day when I spotted DAN HEDYA noshing at the DELECTICA deli on East 38th Street (I think it's 38th; could have been 37th Street). He's one of those character actors that's been in like a million movies. Also know as Carla Tortelli's ex-husband Nick on "Cheers".

FASHION WEEK begins today and that only means the invasion of supermodels! HUZZAH! For some reason, we get a lot of hot model spottings around the Murray Hill area during this time, so keep your eyes peeled for unusually tall, hot model-types, asking for my whereabouts. Especially BEYONCE, who's been known to stalk the SWANFATHER from time to time. Under no circumstances do you give her my whereabouts. JAY-Z is a bit insecure about her feelings towards me and isn't the most understanding brotha, if you know what I mean (wink wink).

FRIDAY NIGHT Happy Hour (5pm-9pm) $3 Domestic Drafts/$5 Cosmos, Appletinis & Margaritas.

SATURDAY "Kick the Keg" Saturdays (12pm-8pm) $2 Mugs, all beers on tap (until the keg kicks!).

SUNDAY BIG GAME BASH (6pm) Optional open bar during the game ($40 per person); Coors Light specials and giveaways throughout the game and a halftime buffet, sponsored by COORS LIGHT. There are still a limited number of "slots" left on the sheet, so make sure you get one or two! Check in at the bar for details.

It's pretty warm (and a little wet) outside, so I'm running out to take care of some errands. Have a good weekend and look forward to seeing everyone on Sunday!

NUFF SAID