10.26.2006

Joke of the Day

John stopped by THIRD and LONG after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordering a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with beer and then looked into his shirt pocket.

This continued several times before John's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual. Why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot and beer?"

The man replied, "There's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts lookin' good, I'm headin' home!"

I crack myself up.

DON'T FORGET ABOUT "Lite Nite Thursdays" ($4.00 ALL LIGHT BEERS, bottles & drafts)!


nuff said

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