NEWSFLASH!!!!

BABY GIRL MAKES A GUEST APPEARANCE TONIGHT!

Yes, it's true- BABY GIRL will be guest bartending tonight in support of "GIRLS NIGHT OUT", the weekly gig for the ladies (and the guys who love them) of Murray Hill. With "fab" drink specials for the ladies ($2.00 Mixed Well Drinks for the ladies, and $4.00 Amstel Light, Coors Light and Blue Moon Ale for everyone) and a totally laid back vibe, it's a good night to just relax and shoot the breeze.

And speaking of ladies, there's a new "HOE" in the house: Just in time for the spring/summer season, HOEGAARDEN beer finally hits THIRD AND LONG! After numerous requests, your cries have been answered! Make sure you try out a pint of the famous Belgian Wheat beer! It's sure to be an instant best seller!

Tuesday Night was a pretty tame night as far as Tuesdays go; Much of it having to do with it being Passover Week. So the bar was dominated by gentiles and non-observing Seder celebrants. Nothing of note really to report. There was another sighting of the MANHOLE COVER GUY, who was sporting a bright red parka and a retro 70's rainbow headband, while working on a brilliant looking buffet of "Triple S": salads, sandwiches and socks, all over a steaming manhole cover, while simultaneously dodging Midtown Tunnel traffic. A sight to see.

Then there was this guy; Young, African-American fellow (though I could be wrong as I detected an accent- either from Africa or French); He was hanging out alone for most of the night- talking to himself while pounding dollar mugs at a rate that would have made MADAME X proud. And when he wasn't talking to himself (a'la MADAME X again), he would bum rush a female and try to mack on them (a'la HORNY GOATWEED). At one point, he tried to pick up a chick right in front her boyfriend and the guy didn't take kindly to that. We eventually cut him off and gave him the boot. Seems like there's been a lot of booting this week. Hmmm... Wonder what's up with that?

That's it for now. There's a CHAMPIONS LEAGUE match at 2:30pm that can't be missed: A quarter final doozy between A.S. ROMA and MANCHESTER UNITED.

Also sending out an S.O.S. for the following regulars: MR. TANQUERAY, MAYOR OF MURRAY HILL, CRIMSON CAMEL TOE, AMERICAN PSYCHO, HASH BROWNIE, GOLDIE, ANGRY BLACK and SMURFETTE. Just checking to make sure you're still alive. Drop us a line and let us know how you are doing.


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