DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M A ROCKSTAR!

So those of you who've followed the blog over the course of it's run, no doubt know about the cast of characters that have emerged over the years. Memorable characters such as NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, AFRIKA BAMBATTA, HASH BROWNIE, ANGEL, MR. CHIPS and MADAME X are just some of the patrons that you've grown to love over the course of the run. One character, however, that has stood out over everyone else is our own HORNY GOATWEED, the bar lothario.

One of the things that made HORNY GOATWEED unique was the fact that he didn't actually know that he was being chronicled, so we got to see him in his natural state. This went on for almost two years! Interestingly enough, when the news came out that the bar was closing, some of the Sunday Brew Crew took it upon themselves to finally let him in on the blog, telling him about his blog name and everything. That made for an interesting situation. In a way, the bubble had burst. Ironically enough, he actually took the news well. Almost too well.


Now that HORNY GOATWEED knows he exists on the blog, he's taken to the page like a fish to water. He reads it every day and loves the fact that he's getting notoriety from it. Now he calls himself "Rockstar" as he's riding the wave of fame (I guess). In the meantime, he's still striking out with most of the lolita's, but at least now, he does it with a Mick Jagger-like air about him.


Folks, I think we've created a monster.



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