Wednesday, July 25, 2007

SPORADIC POSTS

Sorry for the late post today; things are going to get a little hectic for yours truly the next couple of weeks. With my co-manager set to go on vacation today, I'll be manning the ship solo for awhile. That in of itself is not a big thing; it just takes a bit more time away from me to handle bar stuff. So from time to time you may notice days where I don't post anything at all; If that is the case, it's probably due to bar-related stuff.

Tuesday night was one of those nights where I found myself pressed into service due to a lack of door staff. Normally I'd be grumbling b/c I value what little time I have for myself. However, with all of the eye candy that came through the doors for DOLLAR DRAFT MADNESS, I didn't mind at all. First of all, it was a reunion of sorts as I got to work with P-DIDDY and H.B.E. again (I miss working with those guys). Then I got to see BABY GIRL, WINNIE COOPER and the ENERGIZER BUNNY (who are always entertaining me). The best part, however, was the fact that the girl/guy ratio was very favorable for most of the night. That meant lots of girls and a minimal amount of meatheads. I also found myself turning away a lot of underaged interns, which is always fun.

There was this chick standing outside the bar; she had nothing to do with the bar at all but for some reason she was hanging out by the garbage can, yelling into the phone like she'd lost her mind. She had the face of BRITTANY MURPHY on crack-with this hideous neon pink velour ill-fitting track suit. And to top it off, she was wearing those god-awful white sunglasses (my new pet peeve). She clearly looked like she was going through some kind of withdrawal and was very agitated.

We watched her going through her antics for awhile before she disappeared down the street. Not quite sure what was going on with her but it was definitely strange. Hell, I was even afraid of her. I thought if I'd gone out there to investigate, she would have stabbed me with a needle.

Going back to the chick factor at the bar, we almost had a catfight, except that half of the parties involved didn't even realize that they were about to get a beatdown. It all started with a group of ladies who were sitting at the table next to me. They were relatively cute as a whole and very chatty. The bar was pretty crowded at that point and another group of girls somehow managed to wedge their way in between the two side tables by the windows. I guess this must have put off the first group of girls because they were not happy about getting crowded in all of a sudden.

The next few minutes consisted of evil looks and whispers under the breath. No big deal, or so I thought. So as I am sitting at the door, checking ID's, out of the corner of my eye I notice that the first group of girls suddenly get up and make their way to the exit. As they walked away from the table, one of the girls makes a rude gesture, yells at the second group and hauled back in an attempt to throw her half-filled glass of beer at the group. I caught her wrist before she could do damage and snatched the beer away from her. The whole time this is happening, the second group had no clue that they were about to get drenched in beer. You can't make this stuff up.

MELTDOWN MADNESS

Yesterday it was LINDSAY LOHAN, and apparently today it BRITNEY SPEARS. It seems that our favorite pop-tart had another meltdown during a photo shoot in England. The London Daily Mail reports that B.S. was in rare form during a shoot for OK! magazine and there's a video of her rambling on about her miserable life and marriage and other weird, strange topics. To read the article and see the video, click on the London Daily Mail link above. Pretty sad.

TONIGHT is GIRLS NIGHT OUT with $3.00 Mixed Well Drinks (for the ladies) and $2.50 PBR Cans (or 5/$10.00) for EVERYONE!

AND FINALLY.....

HAPPY 32nd BIRTHDAY NAPOLEON!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

See ya soon!



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