Monday, November 12, 2007

TURBO leads the charge, much to the dismay of the BREW CREW....


"WTF"???"......

Yesterday was one of those days where you found yourself saying "WTF?" on more than one occasion. Whether it was because of an asinine comment (or three) from HORNY GOATWEED, or the increasingly strange behavior of a certain Washington Redskin fan who likes to wear sunglasses in the dark, "WTF" would easily be the phrase of the day.

Once again the PITTSBURGH STEELERS won over my CLEVELAND BROWNS and yes, I had to endure the rants and taunts of NAPOLEON DYNAMITE and his minions. Painful. Especially since this time around, the Browns actually led for much of the game, only to see it slip away in the final minutes of the game. Grrrrr......

While I was being taunted by STEELER NATION, there was another interesting scenario taking place during the REDSKINS/EAGLES game. It seems that they have a "super fan" in their midst. He apparently loves his team more than the average Redskins' fan, as he goes nuts whenever they make a first down, punt, fumble, go to commercial break, etc. He takes his love for his team to a whole new level. Bless his heart.


THE HORNY ONE in full effect.

BETTY BOOP and her best friend from college, HOPE



Then there was MR. CHIPS. It was his birthday over the weekend so the bar got together to sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY to him and got him to partake in a birthday cosmo. Later on, the troops rallied around him to cheer him up after his NY Giants took it on the chin versus the rival Dallas Cowboys. Don't worry, MR. CHIPS; I know how you feel.



The afternoon was a fun one, aside from one little incident involving yours truly. There was these three guys who were visiting from Ireland. They happened to stumble into the bar with some chick and proceeded to hang out at the end of the bar. They looked as if they had a few drinks in them already so I was going to keep them on a short leash.

About twenty minutes later, I was washing glasses when I was alerted by one of the patrons that there was a scrum taking place in the middle of the bar. Sure enough, it was the drunken Irish guys, shoving each other and being royal pricks. So I jumped from behind the bar and jumped in between the guys and told them to cut it out. One of the guys were being particularly belligerent, so I told him to get out. He started getting "mouthy" and went to grab his jacket and dropped the "N-bomb" in the process. I heard it and asked him what he said- to which he dropped the "N-bomb" again. That set off a button in me and next thing you know, I'm "escorting" him out and "introducing him" to the double doors.

We get outside and we begin having words again and next thing you know, MR. CHIPS is standing in between us and while towering over him like the giant that he is, he's basically telling him "YOU SHOULD LEAVE.....NOW." At this point I turned around and the doorway is filled with patrons, ready to pounce on this guy like flies on shit. I was kinda touched by the gesture, yet couldn't help but to find some amusement in it. It reminded me of the Verizon phone commercial when the phone tech guy is standing with the "network of people" behind him. Good stuff.
As for the jackass that got tossed, unfortunately, you will come across ignorant people from time to time. It's the nature of the business. The thing is to keep your cool without losing your self-respect. I have to admit, I almost lost it on the guy.

Got a late-night fly-by from our good friend GOLDIE, who stopped by after the GIANTS game; ANGEL also made an appearance after the game, however by that point, there was no one left at the bar. It was great seeing them both though.


Overall, it was a good day. No one got hurt. MR. CHIPS found his way home. And everyone was happy.


DOLLAR DRAFT MADNESS tonight with $1.00 BUD/COORS LIGHT/BUD LIGHT MUGS (4pm-close). NHL CENTER ICE PACKAGE here with $3.00 Molson Canadian drafts during all hockey games.


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