11.07.2007

MYSTERY DATE UPDATE!

A while back I proposed an idea of setting up two blog readers on a "Mystery Date". The idea came to me when one of my patrons was lamenting over the fact that there didn't seem to be any "good guys" out there to meet. So I decided to take matters into my hands and try to wear the Cupid hat. Here's what I originally wrote:

SWANFATHER, BETTER KNOWN AS CUPID? Perhaps. I bumped into one of my female friends the other night and we got into a conversation about the single life and trying to meet the right person. So I said as a goof, "why don't you let me hook you up with one of my blog readers?" After getting a good laugh at my suggestion, she thought about it and said "Sure, why not?". So..... here goes:

ABOUT HER:
She is a 27 year old professional with a great sense of humor. 5'4, blonde hair, brown eyes, athletic. Shes loves to run and is about to complete her 2nd NYC marathon. She loves to laugh, have a few cocktails, and have FUN. Her favorite drink is a margarita on the rocks with salt. She also loves to travel. She lived in London for 2 years and I go back across the pond frequently to visit.

WHAT SHE SEEKS: She is seeking a Single Professional Male who is confident, outgoing, athletic, always up for going out and having a good time. Must like the outdoors and love traveling. Keep the personal baggage to a minimum. Great sense of humor and personality a must!

UPDATE: I've gotten quite a few inquiries about her in my email box; First thing I realized is the obvious in that there are a lot of pervs and weirdos out there in cyberspace. Once I weeded them out of the equation, I began looking at some serious (local) candidates (Sorry "B to the B"). I just sent her the first candidate (i.e. guinea pig) and she sounds like she's interested in meeting him. So we may have our first MYSTERY DATE lined up! I'll keep you posted on the progress. The suspense is killing me!


NUFF said

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awe, shucks.

B to the...

Anonymous said...

I was really looking forward to getting my weinkie stinky too.

B to the...

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mind getting set up with one of the boys from the bar?

Here is a link to my picture:
http://www.baby-grace.org/files/images/BabyGrace_0.jpg

Thank you Swandad for arranging.

Swa said...

That last comment was disturbing. Almost as disturbing as the email I received from HORNY GOATWEED asking to be set up.

Anonymous said...

I think you should put this in the mini poll of the week - I vote for AP!

Anonymous said...

hey - that's my girlfriend!

Chuckie