1.16.2008

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

LET BYGONES BE BYGONES.....

Last night we had a "reunion" of sorts when THE MAYOR OF MURRAY HILL bumped into a few members of the infamous "HAT CREW"; You remember them- the crew of guys who somehow got involved in the now-infamous pier-six brawl with members of the BREW CREW a few weeks back. It seemed that one of the members of the HAT CREW recognized THE MAYOR and sent over a drink to him. He then came over and apologized again for what took place that afternoon, calling it a total misunderstanding. The next hour or so was a love fest that would make anyone puke. I'm glad the boys kissed and made up. Whatever.


OVERHEARD AT THE BAR:

(Two guys talking; one guy talking about his recent break-up with his girlfriend and the prospects of going back on the market):

"So dude, what is the youngest you're willing to go for a chick (agewise)?"

"Hmmm... Probably no younger than twenty-six, twenty-seven....."

"And what's the oldest age you would consider dating?"

Without blinking an eyelash, the other guy responds in a deadpan manner:

"Twenty-eight."


Priceless....


More to come.


NuFF Said

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Youngest you're willing to go for a chick." Do I have to date her or just do her?

Oldest? The sky's the limit.

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