5.12.2008

FUNNY TIDBITS AND UPCOMING EVENTS

In all of my blogging efforts over the weekend, I forgot to talk about my latest run-in with yet another drunken jackass. On Thursday night, a couple of nice ladies from Germany stopped by the bar. They were in the Big Apple visiting on a shopping spree and happened to stumble onto our place by accident. As it turns out, they really enjoyed themselves and promised to come back again.

As luck would have it, they did indeed stop by the next night and took seats at the bar. Not long after, a drunken patron made his way over to the two ladies and started talking to them. The talking soon turned into harassment and next thing you know, I'm getting the signal from the bartender to keep an eye on the guy. I signal the door guy to keep an eye out for the "Schwantz" and we watched him for a few minutes until it became obvious that this guy needed to be cut off and shown the door.

I gave the signal to the door guy to get him out and he went over to the "Schwantz" and told him that it's time for him to go. However, the "Schwantz" decided that he wanted answers as to why he was being cut off and asked to leave. Our bartender explained to him what the situation was and for whatever reason, either the explanation went over his head or in one ear and out the other. After about five minutes of this crap I finally said to myself "That's enough of this shit".

I made my way to the crowd and tapped the guy on the shoulder. He turned around and I said to him bluntly: "I think the bartender asked you to leave." And before he could say anything else, I grabbed him by his arms and "guided him out the door". When we get outside, he begins yelling at me, upset at the fact that he was getting kicked out of the bar. When I said "good night" to the guy, BAM! He went there.

Yes boys and girls, the N-Bomb was dropped on the Swanfather.....AGAIN.

Before I go on, RIDDLE ME THIS: What is it about drunken white guys that feel by dropping the N-Bomb, they will push my buttons to retaliate (I think I may have asked this question before)? Do they think I'm really THAT stupid to hit them or something? C'mon, I'm too old and wise to stoop down to their levels.

Back to the story. So when numbnuts dropped the N-Bomb on me, I rolled my eyes and said to him in a stern voice: "WHAT???". As soon as I did that, the little shit scampered halfway across East 35th street. He then turned around and dropped the N-Bomb again, to which I again said "WHAT???" and made a gesture towards him. He turned around and sprinted up 3rd Avenue and stopped about a hundred feet away, only to turn around and do it again. I couldn't help but to chuckle at him because at this point, he looked ridiculous; almost childlike. Pathetic.

Again, I ask: WHY do people like this exist?


UPCOMING EVENTS:

Wednesday 5/14: GIRLS NIGHT OUT (featuring BABY GIRL/REDSKINS CHICK behind the stick). $3.00 Mixed Well Drinks all night (for ladies only); Coors Light buckets (5/$15.00) for everyone!!!


Thursday 5/15: KENNY DOLAN MEMORIAL FUNDRAISER (6:30pm). $20 donation. Open bar 6:30-7:30pm, live music by HELL OR HIGH WATER. Open to the public!


Saturday 5/17: Preakness Viewing Party (5pm). $2.00 mugs, ALL BEERS ON TAP! Catch the second leg of the Triple Crown live on the big screen!

YANKEES/METS Subway Series all weekend long!!!

Wednesday 5/21: GUITAR HERO PROMO (sponsored by Coors Light), 9-11pm. Join us for a night of fun as we bring
GUITAR HERO, the popular video game to Third and Long! Check it out!

And don't forget DOLLAR DRAFT MADNESS TONIGHT ($1.00 Bud, Coors Light AND Bud Light mugs).



Nuff Said

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Too old? True. (I think they make dye for those gray hairs, even for n*ggas, er, black people.)

Too wise? Hmmm...

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