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Our country has always been known for cool things like Jacuzzis, HD cable TV, and flashy superheroes. We have unique individuals such as Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk and Spider Man, all cool and powerful super heroes with their own individual talents and strengths.

Not to be outdone, however, are those pesky Italians. Sure they have cool things too. For example, the Gelato is something to marvel at. The Vespa is a cool little scooter that comes in handy on crowded streets. And their soccer teams proved that it's okay to wear pastel pink on the soccer pitch. However, I think they went a bit too far when they tried to introduce to the world, their own superhero. Check it out (thanks to MR. TANQUERAY for the heads up):



After witnessing this abomination of a superhero, I have only one thing to say: Stick with what you know. Gelato, pasta, and Vespas, that's your thing. Superheros are not.



Nuff Said