THE MORAL DILEMMA...
Came across one of those situations the other night that had me in what you would call a "quandary". One of those situations where you find yourself saying "What do I do now?"
It started out simple enough. I was hanging out by the door with our doorman when these two couples came in. We ask for ID and the guys of the group stepped up with their driver's licenses right away. We checked them and let them in. The ladies of the group, however, took a bit more time. The two of them were digging through their purses, fumbling about trying to figure out where they put their wallets and such (Which leads me to another question- why do women stuff their purses with a bunch of unnecessary crap?). One girl finds her ID and presents it to me and she was fine. I let her in. The other one, however, was still fumbling about when the "moral dilemma" took place.
As I stood patiently waiting for her to come up with her ID, I noticed that something wasn't quite right about her. As it turns out, she was wearing a rather loose-fitting tank top. And as she dug through her purse, IT HAPPENED. Her left boob casually popped out of her blouse and just hung out there in all of its glory. Now it wasn't one of those partial exposure things that happens if you were really looking for it. This was a full-blown BOOM-IN-YOUR-FACE-HERE-I-AM numbers.
I was momentarily stunned. I looked around to see if anyone else witnessed what I was seeing. While I was doing that, doll-baby was still fumbling about, looking for her ID, while "Lefty" was just sitting out there, chillin in my face.
So... what do I do??? That was the quandary. The "moral dilemma" I found myself facing, if you will. Do I say to her "Hey, you better do a price check on your titty...."? Or, "Um, excuse me....er, excuse me there, um I do believe you have some exposed product there...."? Or do I simply clear my throat and give her the head nod towards the exposed breast?
In any case, I'm standing there not knowing what the hell to do and while all of this is going on, poor girl still has no clue what's going on with her and her exposed boobie. Finally she pulls out her license and as she gives it to me, I make it a point not to look in her direction, hoping that she realizes what's happening and fixes her blouse. In the meantime, I take an extra moment to "examine" her license, so to give her a few extra moments to "take care of things".
After I gave her back her ID, she bounces into the bar as if she hadn't a care in the world. Meanwhile, I'm standing there blushing as if I was the one who was naked.
What would you have done???
Nuff Said
4 comments:
you didn't take a picture? WTF, i expect so much more of you :)
the angry one.
you should've pulled a chevy chase in spies like us and just reached out and grabbed
i would have told her one of her twins were trying to break free and she might want to send out the boobiehunt team to go fetch it but that kind of stuff doesn't bother me.
you never know when you might need something. everyone at my bar comes to me when they need something. superglue i got it, floss i got it, lotion i got it, extra pen, tampons, body spray, even toothpaste i got it. you just never know when you might need it. the only thing i dont have in my purse is money cuz i'm broke as fuck all the time. plus i love big purses!!!!
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