Mug Night Madness kicked into high gear at around 9pm, after a slow start. I haven't quite figured out why but it always seems as if the Monday nights kick in later than Tuesdays, which tends to get busy right after work. Especially since both nights feature dollar mugs. Weird.
In any case, the bar developed a pretty nice flow and everyone there were having a good time when a strange occurrence took place: Four Asian "women" decked out in ritzy dress outfits marched into the bar, looking like Stepford Wives. At first glance, one would be puzzled as to why they were so dressed up for Mug Night Madness. Then upon closer inspection I realized that something was a bit "off" with these girls. So I go over to my door guy and asked him for the scoop. He begins laughing and tells me that when he proofed them, they all had male photos and names on the licenses. WTF!!! Now our bar had become the sequel of "To Wong Foo, Thanks for the Memories, Julie Newmar"!So the group sauntered up to the bar, ordered their drinks and then made their way to one of the tables in the back and sat around chatting like ladies in a sewing circle. Every so often, they would play with their hair and make these poses, with the hopes of being noticed by some red-blooded American Boy. The stark reality was that most of the guys that were sitting around them were probably too drunk to realize that these "girls", weren't really girls after all. After about 30 minutes of posing, the girls got up and eventually left the bar. It was truly a bizarre sight.
As they say in the business: "On any given night anything is possible...."
DOLLAR DRAFT MADNESS tonight with $1.00 Bud/Bud Light mugs ALL NIGHT LONG!!!
Nuff said
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