2.06.2009

Friday, February 6, 2009

COUNTDOWN TO THAT DREADED V-DAY....

Next weekend is President's Day Weekend, the long weekend for skiers and tourists. While that's fine and good, it's also a coincidence that Valentine's Day falls on that weekend. Which is cool for couples, as they can get their romance on all weekend long. But for the single set..... ugh. It's bad enough that we have to deal with the reminder of how much of a loser we feel on that one day; It's even worse when you have the whole weekend to be reminded of it.

So here at Third and Long, we try our best to cater to the singles who are left out in the cold during the Valentine's Day "Massacre" (as I like to call it), by setting up cool activities throughout the night. And this year we will continue the tradition. In the next few days, look out for our list of activities for that weekend that will ensure that you, the single person, will not be left out in the cold. And hey, you never know.. you may just make your own Valentine that weekend!


TONIGHT: "After-Work" Happy Hour (5pm-10pm), featuring $4.00 Mixed Well Drinks and all Draft Beers (except D.T.)!


SATURDAY: "Kick the Keg" Saturdays (12noon-8pm), featuring $2.00 mugs, ALL BEERS ON TAP (except D.T.)! SATURDAY NIGHT: HOCKEY NIGHT in NY, featuring $4.00 Molson Canadian Drafts, $15.00 BUCKETS of Molson Golden, Molson Ice or Labatt's Blue (8pm-midnight)!


SUNDAY: "Chill-Out Sundays", featuring $4.00 Domestic Drafts ALL DAY LONG!



QUESTION OF THE DAY
: What is it about alcohol that brings out the drama in a woman? Your feedback is much appreciated because after 16 years in the bar business, I still can't figure it out!


Nuff Said

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

To be fair Swanfather, you should pose the same question about men, alcohol and testosterone

Anonymous said...

Pour me another Port and I'll tell you alllllll about it!

Swa said...

I'm a guy, I already know the answer to that!

Anonymous said...

Ethanol.

Anonymous said...

Either women become totally bitchy at everything or they're ready to lift the skirt and take it in the poon. After careful consideration, hmmm, I think I like the second option the best. Option three would be a blowjob in the bar bathroom but I don't think women do that anymore. Do they?

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Anonymous said...

For me, it's taking everything personally when I'm drunk. And having no tolerance for personal offenses when I'm drunk, drama may ensue. Make sense?