Ya gotta love Craigslist. Not only can you find whatever you want on the site, you can occasionally come across some pretty ridiculous postings on there. For example, here one that was recently posted in the LOST and FOUND section....
I somehow managed to lose my decency somewhere around 1am on Saturday (as in Friday night-ish). Last thing I remember was downing whiskey shots and Jagger bombs with a couple of firefighters from Jersey...next thing I know I woke up on the A train going up town (I live in Brooklyn) with a half eaten chicken wing in my hand and missing my undergarments. What was done and said, I have no recollection of. I am 5'6" with long, curly, brown hair and pretty, green eyes. I was wearing a teal shirt and tight, black jeans that night...hence you can understand my utter amazement when I realized my panties were gone, yet my pants were still on.
If anyone has seen my decency somewhere around town, please inform it that I have quit alcohol and drugs (as well as firefighters) for good. And please for the love of God let the STD test come back negative.
Also, if you have my bra and undies I would appreciate them back...they were quite pricey.
Thank you.
Priceless.
Nuff Said
2 comments:
I'm keeping the panties!!!
B to the...
so how many times has that happened at 3&L? countless.
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