10.26.2005

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

DAMMIT, WHERE'S MY CAMERA???

Last night's crowd was lighter than normal for a Tuesday night, no doubt tempered by the nasty weather we experienced all day long. The dreaded "No'reaster" that was touted by the TV weathermen turned out to be a meager rainstorm; nothing close to the epic storm we were supposed to receieve. But the damage was already done: the masses rushed home right after work, fearing the worst.

Those who did stick around, however, had the bar to themselves; ironically, most of the patrons for the evening were pretty much groups of tourists from various destinations such as SPAIN, SWITZERLAND, GERMANY and PORTUGAL. Not sure what that was all about, but they definately traveled in packs.

The night itself was pretty basic stuff, until.... a group of women rolled in to celebrate the birthday of one of their comrades. Now there were probably four to five in the group, all of them T-A-L-L and mostly B-L-O-N-D-E. 4/5 of them were pretty nice looking and they were ready to celebrate. They started out by doing the requisite mugs of beer. That turned into shots, then into body shots. One girl in particular, a rather tall, leggy blonde with a white wifebeater T-shirt and low riding tight jeans even climbed on top of a stool so that she could perform her body shot with her friend. It pained me to have to ask her to climb down (for her own safety, of course), as she was smokin'! She wasn't too happy about me being a "buzzkill", but hey, someone has to be the responsible one.

The group of girls continued to make their own party until the birthday girl fell on her ass, due to many cocktails. At that point, the ringleader of the group decided that it was probably best that they wrap up the soiree and put the birthday girl in a cab home.

If only these girls lived upstairs.....

IPOD NIGHT is upon us. Someone please stop by and impress me with a playlist! First come, first serve on time slots (30 minutes each). $3 HEINEKEN/AMSTEL LIGHT DRAFTS and $5 MIXED WELL DRINKS (for ladies) all night long!

Catch you later!

NUFF SAID

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